Molly the Driving Crooner

Keep an eye out!!!

If minions could door knock, we could secure the overly online boomers in a heartbeat

What if instead of banning all these things that supposedly cause autism, we start banning plants that cause seasonal allergies?
If it ain’t environmentally sustainable, get it outta here!

I have a lot of pun Halloween costumes I’m not doing, so here’s a list for yall to use. It will continue in the comments.
First, wear a fake muscle tee and have a scooter on your back— Scooter Braun.

If anyone ever questions if I love my sister, know that I drove out to Shakopee to hang out with her.
I went to the suburbs for her.
That’s love.

Minnesota mentioning.

Minnesota mentioned.

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Hope to see y’all at this house party next week!
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Go support my favorite venue in Minneapolis ❤️

Great time to support a candidate who lives where they are running 🥰

What are people hearing for side effects for Covid/flu vaccines this year? How statistically likely is it to kick my ass? Where can I reliably learn more info now that the CDC is overseen by a certified clown?

A student from my old school is missing.

Please do what you can to spread the word and help find Ana.

Seems like doctors go to med school to learn two diseases: anxious and fat

At Rilo Kiley.
Have run into 3 coworkers, someone I was in a bridal party with, a kindergarten friend I recently reconnected with, and about 14 different people that look like my therapist, who is on the loose here somewhere!
Glad we all enjoy this band.

Okay a drag queen came on as the boogie man from powerpuff girls god bless this show

A drag queen dressed up as a pig just shoved bacon in my mouth then reenacted a Wendy’s commercial.
Happy Thursday!

Quit living in the past and try something new.
Cities that thrive think outta the box.
Get outta here with this bullshit.

We learned what doesn’t work— prioritizing big monied interests over local community investment, and catering exclusively to the 9-5 corporate worker and tourists over the diverse array of City goers.

We built an unsustainable economic base. So many places did this. 2020 proved it unsustainable.

I am so sick of the “we used to be great, now look at us” way people talk about Minneapolis and Minnesota. You know what happened? 2020 happened. No one and nothing is the same, so why do we keep acting like it’s possible to go back to a different time?

Which one of you sickos bought out all the Parmesan, Romano, and Asiago from the Seward friendship store?!

Just remembered the Kamala HQ pump up calls featuring Chrissy Teigen and Jessica Alba

Karaoke at Chatterbox is the best because it is so DIY that there are no standards or rules or expectations it’s just pure chaos.
You go from Elton John to Cabaret to Cat Power and that’s beautiful.

It’s been such a hard week and karaoke is so cathartic.

@dewayneforminneapolis.com has been dunking on Tom Emmer a good amount

Bumping this again with a reminder that you should be donating to and volunteering for the candidates with the most special interests attacking them, and that means @katiecashman.bsky.social @efornorth.bsky.social @robin4mpls.bsky.social
So get those wallets out and get on the doors!

Downtown is dead? Then how come some teenager in a shirt that says “virginity rocks!” in the Pokémon font is begrudgingly hanging out with his mom at Star Bar happy hour?

Drop Deadlift Gorgeous Lifting in support of trans+ and gender expansive serving organizations

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Drop Deadlift Gorgeous Lifting in support of trans+ and gender expansive serving organizations

I want to keep up the momentum and deadlift 200lbs without injuring myself. I want to raise $2.50 for every pound I lift to donate to trans healthcare. We are at a time in our world that is so scary for trans folks. Providing gender affirming healthcare is the least we can do.

Drop Deadlift Gorgeous Lifting in support of trans+ and gender expansive serving organizations

As someone who went 23 years without a proper Celiac Disease diagnosis, my body is still catching up on building healthy bone density and muscle to help me live a long life.

Drop Deadlift Gorgeous Lifting in support of trans+ and gender expansive serving organizations

Thanks to Fat Fitness at Solcana, I can work out and not be shamed for my body or told to lose weight. After all, why focus on weight loss when I’m here to make gains?

Image of me lifting a barbell with heavy plates, but the plates have been replaced with photos of me lifting weights with SpongeBob

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I’m Molly— I’m fat and chronically ill. While I’ve never had an issue with being fat, the world has wanted me to hate myself. But I refuse.

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