Haunt Actor

Dear MAGA: You claim Dems hate Trump more than they love the country. However, it seems you're willing to sacrifice yourselves on the altar of Trump just to "own the libs". How much are you willing to sacrifice to put Trump over country? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

It doesn't help when the average age of a Senator is actually retirement age. Lots of Boomers that cling to power for far too long and don't know when to give it up.

Dear Mr. Cheeto: The Dow is now closer to its 52 week low than it's 52 week high. Are you finally going to start paying attention to the big picture? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Secretary McMahon: You may be "on the job" for about a week, but you've known about this for months ahead of time. If you don't know what the 50 year old IDEA acronym refers to yet, why exactly did you take the job? Asking for the millions of pissed off students and parents. #DearMrCheeto

Grifters be grifting 🙄

Dear Mr. Cheeto: For the second time in a couple weeks, stocks are poised to drop 1000 points over two consecutive days. Do you want to just resign now or do you still want to go through the impeachment process again? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: The stock market really doesn't like uncertainty but when you come out and say you're not ruling out a recession, you get the FAFO response like is happening today. Have you learned any lessons yet? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: How many vacations and rounds of golf have you played already on the nation's dime? Asking to get DOGE's attention so they can actually cut waste, fraud, and abuse in the system. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Muskrat: Tesla is down over $200 since it's high in December. A board member is dumping her stock. Two SpaceX rockets have now blown into bits. You're running DOGE. Wouldn't it help to drop the extra curricular activities and just focus on 1 company? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

I'll be more than willing to give them a scare like they've never had before. And I take no responsibility if they choose to have a heart attack or stroke while everything is happening.

Sounds like my day job

Dear Mr. Cheeto: It's been several weeks past the 24 hours you promised. Have you considered actually negotiating instead of tongue-lashing Ukraine and pandering to Russia or is your "quid pro quo" style of "leadership" getting in the way? Asking for the world. #DearMrCheeto

Macroeconomics 101: It is in a country's best interest to focus on mass producing the things that give the country the best profit margins. It doesn't benefit the country to put resources towards the products they don't do as well as because those resources are better suited elsewhere.

Your guess is as good as mine. Doesn't make much sense to me either.

Where is the loud, vocal mobilization of Democrats announcing their intent to run for federal offices in 2026? The sooner, the better in my opinion. Start early, please!

Dear Mr. Cheeto: By my count, this is now the third time you've threatened Hamas with complete destruction if all of the hostages are not released: 1/7, 2/10, and now 3/5. Don't you realize the more you threaten but not follow through, you look like an idiot? Asking for the world. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: A couple years ago, you posted that if the Dow was down 1000 points in two days, the president should be impeached. In the last month, the Dow is down almost 2500 points, over 5%. When are you going to put yourself up for impeachment? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Is this what they meant by a Red Wave?

Dear Sec. Kennedy: For a long time, you've been openly anti-vax and have even made money off of it. Now, you're encouraging parents to talk with pediatricians about MMR vaccines. Aren't you afraid you'll lose your precious MAGA support? Asking for the people that see through the BS. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: How will the continued culture war you're pushing finally lower my prices? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Secretary Rubio: Is this what you expected when you signed up? It should have been. The writing was on the wall for years and you chose to sell out instead of take a stand, like so many of your fellow Republicans. Was it the money, power, or both? Asking for the country. #DearMrCheeto

Making slow progress here so far. Eventually, hopefully. 😂

Just remember that you have some friends here who made the jump with you.

Dear Mr. Cheeto: How is it that there are all these claims to cutting wasteful spending, yet the proposals you and Congress propose will just continue adding to the debt? Asking for the people that continue to see through your hypocrisy. #DearMrCheeto

Dear Mr. Cheeto: Did you get tired of other world leaders calling out your BS this week so you finally took it all out on Zelenskyy today? Asking for the intelligent people in the world that wish you would finally grow up. #DearMrCheeto

Next step is to be in one of their commercials. I'm told I have a face for radio, might be because of the haunt make up though, so get while the getting is good!

Dear Mr. Cheeto: So bringing in eggs from 3 or 4 different countries is a good thing now? I thought we need to be self sufficient and do everything here ourselves and not be dependent on anyone for anything. Asking for the people that still see through your hypocrisy. #DearMrCheeto

That's why you're the man, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! 👍🏼

😂 They can afford it. They've got billions at their disposal.