Extremely on-brand.
28.07.2025 21:48 — 👍 498 🔁 93 💬 18 📌 3@bookish-badger.bsky.social
Thinking a lot about purpose these days. If you have a strong sense of purpose I’d love to hear more about that. She/Her
Extremely on-brand.
28.07.2025 21:48 — 👍 498 🔁 93 💬 18 📌 3Ok so here's the thing: no
24.05.2025 18:20 — 👍 161 🔁 66 💬 1 📌 0edible panties made out of edibles ✨
23.05.2025 21:15 — 👍 166 🔁 42 💬 25 📌 5RFKJr. is not a doctor or a scientist, he’s a batshit conspiracy theorist. Pretends to care about children’s health as he undermines access to lifesaving vaccines and ignores the #1 cause of death for children in the US (GUNS) as part an admin hellbent on leaving the planet uninhabitable for future.
23.05.2025 17:46 — 👍 560 🔁 127 💬 41 📌 4Hello! I need a videographer in Boston on the morning of the 29th of May! Will need to provide a camera and two lavs!
If interested, please link to an example of your work!
Will you marry me?
11.05.2025 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stereotyping is how you write audiobooks
04.05.2025 12:18 — 👍 178 🔁 48 💬 5 📌 1If you ever wanted to gain experience as a short order cook might I recommend having children
15.03.2025 19:26 — 👍 42 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 1how can secret police wearing masks kidnap people off of the street with no due process and then have to gall to say it’s in the name of “safety”
10.05.2025 23:35 — 👍 84 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0"Its only plagiarism if its a Black woman doing the writing, otherwise its just sparkling not-so-serious oopsies"
Bill Ackman, 2024.
why are they called balloon animals and not airigami
22.02.2025 18:33 — 👍 546 🔁 116 💬 5 📌 1Got distracted by my own boobs again
06.04.2025 04:35 — 👍 70 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 2Finish your Ritalin, there are people starving for attention.
19.04.2025 20:23 — 👍 162 🔁 60 💬 2 📌 1Margaret is shot for ‘Margaritas without regret’
23.04.2025 15:42 — 👍 92 🔁 29 💬 5 📌 1This fitness journey would be way easier on a mobility scooter.
23.04.2025 12:28 — 👍 175 🔁 89 💬 5 📌 0Spreadsheet based crime solving? Call it Law and Order: CSV
03.01.2025 10:23 — 👍 51 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 1The next generation will absolutely not believe how good pre-AI Google was.
19.04.2025 19:42 — 👍 2782 🔁 497 💬 77 📌 23If a typical picture is worth a thousand words, this reaction by the leader of Italy to sitting next to an obvious madman is worth several trillion
20.04.2025 17:43 — 👍 12676 🔁 2948 💬 703 📌 192Chair Comer denied our request for an official trip to El Salvador to advocate for due process and the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Pretty shameful.
Good thing I don’t need Comer’s permission to get on a plane.
Nice work!!! Enjoy
20.04.2025 23:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is everyone in a signal chat with Pete hegseth but me?
20.04.2025 21:15 — 👍 13425 🔁 2635 💬 706 📌 171That FOMO is hittin
20.04.2025 23:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best day ever!
20.04.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear Republicans: I am willing to be convinced that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a terrorist. The way you would convince me is by affording him due process.
That's what the United States Constitution requires.
"Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough."
- FDR
Kidnapping.
Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping.
Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking.
A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.
Super interesting article! Looking forward to more installments in this series
10.04.2025 03:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A large bird spreads its wings behind a hyena, creating the illusion that the hyena has wings.
GOD: Alright, I've given them war, disease, storms, insects, fires, floods, social and political unrest... What else can I throw at them?
GABRIEL: How about flyenas?
GOD: Flyenas?
GABRIEL: Okay, now hear me out...