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“It is a reminder that even right now, even as the fight rages on, there is time for joy, there is time for art, there is time to celebrate difference and self, and to insist that you too can be free.

Because they want you to forget that.”

We Bought a Zoo of the Bible

FBI Director Kash Patel was recorded on video partying with the USA men's hockey team in their locker room in Milan — just hours after a man armed with a shot gun and a gas can was shot and killed at Mar-a-Lago, prompting an FBI investigation.

Remember, when news outlets first reported that Kash Patel was spending $75,000 of taxpayer money to fly an FBI Gulfstream jet to Milan so he could watch Olympic hockey, the official spokesasshole for the FBI had this to say:

I and my USG colleagues would go to external meetings where lunch would be served and to follow the rules we had to pay for our sandwiches.

Man this was just a superb team counterattack goal from Cincy here.

Apu (weird people online, for some reason) taking a bullet (incriminating Epstein evidence) for the Kwik-E-Mart worker (Les Wexner)

I live in Columbus, Ohio, and I’ve just made myself a version of that tired old meme to use on the disturbing number of people who comment on any Dispatch story about Les Wexner. CC @rooster.info

they need to import this to the Stanley Cup playoffs, watching hockey players be handed stuffed animals while they seethe is the new funniest thing in the world

How far back in time can you understand English? An experiment in language change

If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle.

It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get.

www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

If the tariffs are paid back to US companies I will fully believe this was a planned transfer of wealth all along

all three skating in a line, Matthews and Tkachuk both have USA flags on their shoulders

Matthews, Werenski, and Tkachuk taking a skate with Johnny Gaudreau's USA jersey

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

#CBJ MVP Zach Werenski setting up the goal to give USA their first hockey gold medal since 1980!

JACK HUGHES 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
rode the rollercoaster to end regulation, gets the golden goal

Unreal stick save by Hellebuyck on Toews

In addition to being a very uncomfortable dog whistle, this framing is completely the wrong lesson to take from the Epstein news. It’s about how widespread and pervasive misogyny and sexual abuse really are. This framing lets most of society off the hook too easily.

Yes. Well.

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Early feedback on Evander’s injury was positive, but he’ll get an MRI so too early to know for sure, per #FCCincy coach Pat Noonan. Said it was a hamstring injury.

A cartoon drawing of a podcast audience in an auditorium. A speech bubble leading off screen reads "we have a segment on this podcast called 'safety third." In the foreground, an anthropomorphic fox wearing a shirt that says "you're boeing to die" side-eyes an anthropomorphic airliner weearing a shirt that reads "I'm boeing to kill you."

HOT FUZZ scene. Pegg as a cop talking to some underage kids in a pub When’s your birthday? 22nd of February. What year? Every year.

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

#fccincy #allforcincy

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For anyone interested in seeing more FC Cincinnati content in their feed, here’s a list of people who post pretty frequently. If there are people I missed feel free to sound off & I’ll add them

Very funny that JD Vance became a Catholic to run for office and within two years got personally shit on by two successive Popes, including the first American one.

a soccer player wearing a mercy health jersey is being congratulated by his teammate ALT: a soccer player wearing a mercy health jersey is being congratulated by his teammate

Win #1 in the books! #fccincy #allforcincy

A Rolling Stone investigation found that CDC officials allied with RFK Jr. circumvented critical scientific and ethical safeguards in a rush to fund research that might loan support for sweeping changes to the U.S. vaccination schedule.

More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Human vs AI?

Easy, I pick the human. Hands down.

Now in the words of a smart human who is less than 20 years old:
“You can go peacefully fuck yourself”

Champions Cup: FC Cincinnati cruises to 4-0 win at O&M FC | Laurel Pfahler Get more from Laurel Pfahler on Patreon

#FCCincy saved some legs for its MLS opener Saturday thanks to a mixed lineup, early lead in last night's 4-0 win at O&M FC in Champions Cup. All three of the forwards FCC will be counting on this season scored, including a brace from Ayoub Jabbari. Photo by FCC.
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