maz

sharing just a few stories about my life to my coworker who has responded with the standard response of “you should write a book” and “you’ve already lived 3 lives”

Kid about to punch asshole in the face

Antony Joshua about to punch asshole in the face

Legends

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

i’ve been awake for 40 hours

why am i still awake, for one

i didn’t cry but i made questionable decisions

we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don’t dream can’t comprehend

the last thing you see before you die

idk i might grovel & beg for him to love me again!!!!! but i’ll still wake up again the next day!!

uh oh i’m about 5 min away from crying from exhaustion!!!!!!

we can do this!!!!!

god same and i didn’t sleep at ALL last night, i’ve cried more about it today than the past 2 weeks combined

whenever im done pissing i think to myself "never again" but i keep coming back time after time. I'm addicted.

i have fallen asleep at work at least 4 times today and a customer has woken me up every time lol

smokin weed in stardew valley with my titties out

hold on i gotta take this

btw if a social rule is bullshit you can just ignore it. autism is a choice. choose autism.

i got new pillows and new pillowcases and it’s been great for my neck pain and just laying on this thing makes me fall asleep every time

punk milf………

i don't think it's fair that a guy with a major platform can say things like "all women should be imprisoned", or make up blame for immigrants without consequence, yet we get in trouble if we're like "someone should shoot that guy"

adults who use snapchat are parents with kids who are obsessed with the filters!!!!

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

i hope this man on the train rolling blunts on top of his dog wins the lottery

idk why i think im forgettable. i do insane unhinged things without thinking of the consequences and ppl remember forever

digital art. a cartoonish car with very long legs with 4-toed feet instead of wheels

car

weirdest reason to be blocked imo lol

come thru bro we've got a thimble filled all the way up with weed

intelligence is knowing that all advertisements are evil. wisdom is letting your deep-seated hatred for them dominate all aspects of your life

Homicide detectives do not time travel. Hope this helps lol

police use them frequently for homicide investigations in stl.