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OBVIOUSLY i don’t have any documents

you know what, sure

checks out

Trader Joe’s cashier: getting into anything fun today?

Me: lowering some snacks down into the pit

Trader Joe’s cashier: oh awesome! Beautiful day for it

Me: no one down there. For what it’s worth.

why does grover look like ben carson to me

that is one incredible sweater

hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

@bug-deal.bsky.social i'm replying anyway because it's macklemore

when pinterest shows me pins i have already saved i think everyone who knows me wants me dead

the solution to male loneliness is getting a snake and bringing him to the park

shout out to the guy with a snake & a cigar at the blues festival. it is his world and we are all just living in it.

i can't explain it but some of the words in neopets look like slurs to me

thickness of your lenses = commitment to Posting

thank u i like that we both have glasses garfield pfp and nose piercings i feel like we’re in uniform

me looking at u

frankenstein got really into king of the hill and insists on being called hankenstein now

who are the goons really mad at, disc horse bot?

Photo of Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day.

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Joe Biden 2071-Bresent

the tiny silver lining is that it's kind of freeing to be dumb. i can relax and just say whatever

i think a goose could fight 20 gorillas

one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be

all of us in the comments spiderman pointing at spiderman meme

i forgot i had an ad blocker and clicked outside of it's safety and was jump scared by the geico lizard

“I have bigger things to worry about than shitting myself, like butterflies”

the "e" in "email" stands for "evil" next question

no one can adequately prepare you for the shock & pain of hearing songs that were brand new in your teens & twenties being played on classic rock stations

spending less time online but still trying to keep up with people is hard!

Truly a strange feeling to have grown up with the internet being your refuge and cherished resource only to have it become utter shit and realize that maybe you don't need it and in fact can't use it the way you used to anymore

Drive thru beer store

someone make a management style game where I sell liquor and smokes to cute animals out of one of these: