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Official Fredo-verse side character | He/They | 26 | Hockey, Punk, Protest | Dunkin hater residing in Dunkinland | mastodon.social/@captanarchy

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I'm losing my goddamn mind lmao lol

12.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m tempted to make a labeler for anyone who has a substack in their bio after seeing how susceptible they are for falling for AI news clips

11.10.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 238    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're talking about killing leftist activists. They're talking about murdering people organizing in defense of immigrant communities, doing mutual aid work, and protesting their violence. They are talking about murdering people like me and my friends. We must do more than acknowledge it's fascism.

11.10.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2231    ๐Ÿ” 1058    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Literally so real

11.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a screenshot from splatterhouse for the Sega genesis show a muscular man in a hockey mask resembling jason vorhees walking into a dirty room with organs piled high against the walls and a dead body hanging from a rope. snake-like monsters made of intestines slither along the gory floor.

a screenshot from splatterhouse for the Sega genesis show a muscular man in a hockey mask resembling jason vorhees walking into a dirty room with organs piled high against the walls and a dead body hanging from a rope. snake-like monsters made of intestines slither along the gory floor.

"mom, can we get a genesis? it's got games nintendo doesn't. like. uh. sonic. yeah, I want it for sonic."

11.10.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom breakโ€”never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week agoโ€”turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroomโ€”by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas

11.10.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3694    ๐Ÿ” 2097    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 172    ๐Ÿ“Œ 448
A drawing of Kermit the Frog being pupeteered by a Nazi. The Nazi is making him shoot a gun and Kermit is yelling โ€œIโ€™m so sorry. This isnโ€™t who I am!โ€

A drawing of Kermit the Frog being pupeteered by a Nazi. The Nazi is making him shoot a gun and Kermit is yelling โ€œIโ€™m so sorry. This isnโ€™t who I am!โ€

canโ€™t sleep because iโ€™ve had a harrowing vision of a WW2 Muppet Movie where Kermit gets captured

21.11.2024 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2719    ๐Ÿ” 410    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

LMAO. this is going to turn out well I can feel it

11.10.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 793    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

very interesting

11.10.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

11.10.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3837    ๐Ÿ” 2314    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

Nexus mods should have a community patch to get dao to work

11.10.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Qanon, but itโ€™s about a dog collar

10.10.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The US Government is utterly hostile to the people.

We're all sick and tired of the incoherent ramblings while we can barely survive and they pay more attention to donors and line their pocketbooks to harm people here and abroad.

We don't want to hear your bullshit anymore.

10.10.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly i feel pretty jaded to that aspect, it's the fact that talking to most people i have to pretend nothing is happening. if a cashier asks how you're doing and you say "scared of fascism" they ask you to leave the kroger.

10.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guy who's an incel, but instead of hating women he hates sperm banks specifically

10.10.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Opposition Filed Against DOJ Effort to Strike Context from Complaint About Qatarโ€™s โ€˜Giftedโ€™ Jet to Trump Administration - American Oversight As the DOJ refuses the prompt release of a memo clearing the Qatari jet โ€˜gift,โ€™ Freedom of the Press Foundation, represented by American Oversight, argues against erasing this context and the agencyโ€™s...

The Trump administration says reporting about its acceptance of the Qatari jet is "scandalous" and "immaterial" and should be cut from our FOIA complaint.

The administrationโ€™s secrecy is the scandal.

Thanks to @weareoversight.bsky.social for working with @freedom.press to fight it.

10.10.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

friendly reminder, our taxes pay for the military in israel to get free tuition and free healthcare

10.10.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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26 Senate Democrats Help Pass Military NDAA Containing Trans Sports, Surgery Ban, No Protection For US Troop Deployments The bill passed by a wide margin in the Senate and will be the starting point for negotiations with the House, which contain more severe anti-trans riders.

1. Last night, 26 Senate Dems helped pass a NDAA containing a military trans sports and surgery ban and dropped demands for protections against US troop deployments in the bill.

It is the latest in the national fight over must-pass bills during the shutdown.

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10.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 610    ๐Ÿ” 232    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

What

10.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when you love world peace

10.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michelle Obama telling everyone she's been communicating with Osama Bin Laden

10.10.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 350    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the ethos informing quiver full people and the trad people eh talk about how you should have 7.5 kids. Their whole idea is that you can just whip out a replacement kid if something happens to one or a few of them. That's why I never cared for those types.

10.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s true

10.10.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An ad with classic cartoon characters Fred Flintstone, Dennis the Menace, and Woody Woodpecker with the caption "Turtles Come And Turtles Go, But We Go On Forever"

An ad with classic cartoon characters Fred Flintstone, Dennis the Menace, and Woody Woodpecker with the caption "Turtles Come And Turtles Go, But We Go On Forever"

Don't worry, American culture was also threatened by the ninja turtles based on nothing but "New is bad, old is good"

10.10.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 481    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

yer da works at OpenAI

10.10.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You say it like it's a bad thing.

10.10.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 654    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Q: How does the order define anti-American?

A: They canโ€™t tell you. That would ruin the surprise.

Q: How does the order define anti-American? A: They canโ€™t tell you. That would ruin the surprise.

What To Know About NSPM-7 https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-nspm-7/

10.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1849    ๐Ÿ” 297    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

10.10.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13459    ๐Ÿ” 3012    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 97    ๐Ÿ“Œ 172

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