I'm losing my goddamn mind lmao lol
12.10.2025 00:35 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0@captanarchy.bsky.social
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I'm losing my goddamn mind lmao lol
12.10.2025 00:35 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Iโm tempted to make a labeler for anyone who has a substack in their bio after seeing how susceptible they are for falling for AI news clips
11.10.2025 07:11 โ ๐ 238 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0They're talking about killing leftist activists. They're talking about murdering people organizing in defense of immigrant communities, doing mutual aid work, and protesting their violence. They are talking about murdering people like me and my friends. We must do more than acknowledge it's fascism.
11.10.2025 14:04 โ ๐ 2231 ๐ 1058 ๐ฌ 26 ๐ 20Literally so real
11.10.2025 19:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0a screenshot from splatterhouse for the Sega genesis show a muscular man in a hockey mask resembling jason vorhees walking into a dirty room with organs piled high against the walls and a dead body hanging from a rope. snake-like monsters made of intestines slither along the gory floor.
"mom, can we get a genesis? it's got games nintendo doesn't. like. uh. sonic. yeah, I want it for sonic."
11.10.2025 18:14 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom breakโnever notify parents.
Mother reported him missing a week agoโturns out ICE had him detained the whole time.
He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroomโby the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.
Houston, Texas
A drawing of Kermit the Frog being pupeteered by a Nazi. The Nazi is making him shoot a gun and Kermit is yelling โIโm so sorry. This isnโt who I am!โ
canโt sleep because iโve had a harrowing vision of a WW2 Muppet Movie where Kermit gets captured
21.11.2024 23:36 โ ๐ 2719 ๐ 410 ๐ฌ 39 ๐ 13LMAO. this is going to turn out well I can feel it
11.10.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 793 ๐ 66 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 2very interesting
11.10.2025 12:32 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0BUT HEY!
THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.
Nexus mods should have a community patch to get dao to work
11.10.2025 03:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Qanon, but itโs about a dog collar
10.10.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0The US Government is utterly hostile to the people.
We're all sick and tired of the incoherent ramblings while we can barely survive and they pay more attention to donors and line their pocketbooks to harm people here and abroad.
We don't want to hear your bullshit anymore.
honestly i feel pretty jaded to that aspect, it's the fact that talking to most people i have to pretend nothing is happening. if a cashier asks how you're doing and you say "scared of fascism" they ask you to leave the kroger.
10.10.2025 19:37 โ ๐ 43 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0guy who's an incel, but instead of hating women he hates sperm banks specifically
10.10.2025 19:22 โ ๐ 75 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0The Trump administration says reporting about its acceptance of the Qatari jet is "scandalous" and "immaterial" and should be cut from our FOIA complaint.
The administrationโs secrecy is the scandal.
Thanks to @weareoversight.bsky.social for working with @freedom.press to fight it.
friendly reminder, our taxes pay for the military in israel to get free tuition and free healthcare
10.10.2025 18:49 โ ๐ 128 ๐ 37 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 01. Last night, 26 Senate Dems helped pass a NDAA containing a military trans sports and surgery ban and dropped demands for protections against US troop deployments in the bill.
It is the latest in the national fight over must-pass bills during the shutdown.
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10.10.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0when you love world peace
10.10.2025 18:41 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Michelle Obama telling everyone she's been communicating with Osama Bin Laden
10.10.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 350 ๐ 51 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 0This is the ethos informing quiver full people and the trad people eh talk about how you should have 7.5 kids. Their whole idea is that you can just whip out a replacement kid if something happens to one or a few of them. That's why I never cared for those types.
10.10.2025 18:10 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Itโs true
10.10.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 51 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0An ad with classic cartoon characters Fred Flintstone, Dennis the Menace, and Woody Woodpecker with the caption "Turtles Come And Turtles Go, But We Go On Forever"
Don't worry, American culture was also threatened by the ninja turtles based on nothing but "New is bad, old is good"
10.10.2025 13:35 โ ๐ 481 ๐ 93 ๐ฌ 28 ๐ 44yer da works at OpenAI
10.10.2025 18:17 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You say it like it's a bad thing.
10.10.2025 17:57 โ ๐ 654 ๐ 53 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 2Q: How does the order define anti-American? A: They canโt tell you. That would ruin the surprise.
What To Know About NSPM-7 https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-nspm-7/
10.10.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 1849 ๐ 297 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 8Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
10.10.2025 13:23 โ ๐ 13459 ๐ 3012 ๐ฌ 97 ๐ 172