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He/They ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Autistic, Disabled, Non-binary Shitposter of little renown. Artist/Writer https://ko-fi.com/2raccoons1trashcan

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Trump says โ€˜I donโ€™t mindโ€™ that Mamdani has called him a fascist Trump, who frequently labeled Mamdani a โ€˜communist,โ€™ brushed off the mayor-electโ€™s โ€˜fasicstโ€™ descriptor of him

I think my favorite part is the press trying to get an awkward reaction and Trump was just in love with the guy.

22.11.2025 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They look different than Iโ€™d imagined.

21.11.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is โ€” even if we disagree sometimes.

Support the Fetterman Book Fund!

๐Ÿ‘‰ bit.ly/UnfetteredBook

20.11.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1470    ๐Ÿ” 246    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 302    ๐Ÿ“Œ 169
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Coast Guard reverses course on policy to call swastikas and nooses 'potentially divisive' The U.S. Coast Guard has released a new, firmer policy addressing the display of hate symbols like swastikas and nooses just hours after it was publicly revealed that it made plans to describe them as...

Coast Guard saying this was a misunderstanding. Sure.

21.11.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."

21.11.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30129    ๐Ÿ” 10256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 633    ๐Ÿ“Œ 392

Daily cult cycle:
โ€œI like him because he says what he means!โ€

โ€œHe didnโ€™t mean what he said!โ€

21.11.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no banger, and I still skeet. Iโ€™m sorry. I know when my posts are terrible.

20.11.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cover of i have no mouth and I must scream by Harlan Ellison but the word mouth is replaced by banger ans scream is replaced my skeet

Cover of i have no mouth and I must scream by Harlan Ellison but the word mouth is replaced by banger ans scream is replaced my skeet

Fresh out, gang

20.11.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think FFII helped steer JRPGโ€™s in a direction where they werenโ€™t afraid to kill off major characters.

Itโ€™s also worth noting that FFIIโ€™s atypical leveling system and gameplay went on to become the SaGa series, which has since splintered into more series.

19.11.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turkey dogs?

19.11.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think itโ€™s a secret zone behind Pompompurinโ€™s ice cream shop.

19.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The energy I bring to bsky dot app:

19.11.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s why every morning I enjoy bird seed from my 75yo neighborโ€™s feeder while making bird calls in the buff.

18.11.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bob a tuxedo cat avoiding eye contact and ignoring Maya an Akita dog

Bob a tuxedo cat avoiding eye contact and ignoring Maya an Akita dog

Meanwhile, Bobโ€™s hobby is passive-aggressively ignoring Maya.

18.11.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Luna a black kitten, wide eyed, trying to watch the crazy dog.

Luna a black kitten, wide eyed, trying to watch the crazy dog.

Luna was trying to relax when the dog decided to have zoomies.

18.11.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The audacity of spiriting away one of their employees and then continually returning to ask for food! JFC

17.11.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I grew up with my dad forcing us to eat habaneros for breakfast. I have since enjoyed a lot of spicy food.

Now my kids eat plain McDonaldโ€™s McNuggets and say theyโ€™re too spicy. I donโ€™t want to force it on them though.

Me when my kids are massive gringos:

17.11.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She was also one of the voices pushing Jan. 6th and praising the pardons since.

17.11.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We used to drive by those regularly when I was a kid.

17.11.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Becoming?

17.11.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
16.11.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 168    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Nick Jr. adaptation of this book left out some key details.

17.11.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ruin my friendships for free! Itโ€™s called trauma and self-sabotage, sweaty! ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ’…

17.11.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Putting aside instances when AI has gotten answers wrong or simply made them up:

Weโ€™ve already seen instances of AI being used to distribute bias or directly spread disinformation to its users.

17.11.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWho watches the Watchmen?โ€ to quote Alan Moore.

Whoโ€™s decides what parameters AI uses to censor or discard โ€œirrelevantโ€ information? How does AI decides decide whatโ€™s important culturally, historically, politically, etc?

A person has to program or direct the narrative at the end of the day.

17.11.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIโ€™m starting to think heโ€™s not as chill as we thought,โ€ -Himmler

17.11.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a top hat is saying there is no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going Alt: Willy Wonka tunnel scene, โ€œThereโ€™s no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going!โ€

Itโ€™s one of the rare ones. I apparently trip the hell out on opioids. Not a good time. Iโ€™m like, โ€œJust Tylenol for me, thanks.โ€ I describe my last time on oxy as 4 hours in the Willy Wonka tunnel.

16.11.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a shirtless man is laying in a bathtub with beware written on the bottom Alt: Tim Robbins in Jacobโ€™s Ladder

This is pretty much the hallucinations I get on oxy or Vicodin. โ€œWe see you didnโ€™t fill your prescription,โ€ my doctor says. Yeah, because Iโ€™m in the 1 percent that takes a trip to Silent Hill if I touch that crap, bub.

16.11.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is saying " i knew i could count on it it never fails " Alt: โ€œโ€˜F Kโ€™ โ€ฆ in the coffee! I knew I could count on it! It never fails!โ€ -Agent York, Deadly Premonition

*At the drive-thru*
Worker: Whatโ€™s your mobile order number?
Wife: FKโ€ฆ
Me, immediately:

15.11.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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