Úlfr Ravn

Me as Beast

I dream of Reese's.

Me: I'll have just one Reese's before bed.
The next morning:

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Dipshit Derek all grown up.

Me on New Year's Eve.

P.S. stands for Porgot Sumting (Filipino accent)

They're only noodles, Michael.

When you run out of moustache wax and reach for that jar of honey.

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When the D&D game takes a wrong turn.

Ultra-realistic 16K cinematic action scene of the man in the uploaded photo (exact 1:1 facial resemblance — no beautification or identity changes). He is captured mid-swing as his axe shatters through the screen toward the viewer, creating an intense 3D effect. The impact sends cracks and shards of glass flying outward in hyper-detailed slow motion, illuminated by cinematic lighting. His expression is fierce and determined, veins visible, emphasizing raw power and motion. The background is a dark dramatic battlefield setting — wooden arrows blurring from flying through the air. Motion blur trails follow his arm and axe, giving a sense of speed and force, while sparks and glowing debris scatter around for extra intensity. Hyper-realistic textures on skin, and clothing. He is wearing a chainmail shirt, made of thousands of interlocked iron rings. This heavy garment covers his torso and upper arms, providing excellent protection against slashing attacks. Beneath the mail, he wears a padded tunic or gambeson made of thick wool or leather, which absorbs the shock of blows and prevents the chainmail from chafing his skin. He wears leather bracers on his forearms and greaves on his shins, made of hardened leather and sometimes reinforced with metal strips. These protect his limbs from attacks that might slip past his shield. His primary defense is a large, round shield, about a meter in diameter. It's constructed from wooden planks, often linden wood, and covered with leather or painted with a personal or clan design. The shield is reinforced with a leather or iron rim and has a central iron boss that protects his hand. Completing his attire are simple but sturdy leather boots, woolen trousers, and a belt from which hangs his personal belongings, such as a seax (a short, single-edged sword) and a pouch. The broken glass fragments; dynamic rim lighting and sharp depth-of-field create a lifelike, immersive effect.

Ultra-realistic 16K cinematic action scene of the man in the uploaded photo (exact 1:1 facial resemblance — no beautification or identity changes). He is captured mid-swing as his axe shatters through the screen toward the viewer, creating an intense 3D effect. The impact sends cracks and shards of glass flying outward in hyper-detailed slow motion, illuminated by cinematic lighting. His expression is fierce and determined, veins visible, emphasizing raw power and motion. The background is a dark dramatic battlefield setting — wooden arrows blurring from flying through the air. Motion blur trails follow his arm and axe, giving a sense of speed and force, while sparks and glowing debris scatter around for extra intensity. Hyper-realistic textures on skin, and clothing. He is wearing a chainmail shirt, made of thousands of interlocked iron rings. This heavy garment covers his torso and upper arms, providing excellent protection against slashing attacks. Beneath the mail, he wears a padded tunic or gambeson made of thick wool or leather, which absorbs the shock of blows and prevents the chainmail from chafing his skin. He wears leather bracers on his forearms and greaves on his shins, made of hardened leather and sometimes reinforced with metal strips. These protect his limbs from attacks that might slip past his shield. His primary defense is a large, round shield, about a meter in diameter. It's constructed from wooden planks, often linden wood, and covered with leather or painted with a personal or clan design. The shield is reinforced with a leather or iron rim and has a central iron boss that protects his hand. Completing his attire are simple but sturdy leather boots, woolen trousers, and a belt from which hangs his personal belongings, such as a seax (a short, single-edged sword) and a pouch. The broken glass fragments; dynamic rim lighting and sharp depth-of-field create a lifelike, immersive effect.

Ultra-realistic 16K cinematic action scene of the man in the uploaded photo (exact 1:1 facial resemblance — no beautification or identity changes). He is captured mid-swing as his axe shatters through the screen toward the viewer, creating an intense 3D effect. The impact sends cracks and shards of glass flying outward in hyper-detailed slow motion, illuminated by cinematic lighting. His expression is fierce and determined, veins visible, emphasizing raw power and motion. The background is a dark dramatic battlefield setting — wooden arrows blurring from flying through the air. Motion blur trails follow his arm and axe, giving a sense of speed and force, while sparks and glowing debris scatter around for extra intensity. Hyper-realistic textures on skin, and clothing. He is wearing a chainmail shirt, made of thousands of interlocked iron rings. This heavy garment covers his torso and upper arms, providing excellent protection against slashing attacks. Beneath the mail, he wears a padded tunic or gambeson made of thick wool or leather, which absorbs the shock of blows and prevents the chainmail from chafing his skin. He wears leather bracers on his forearms and greaves on his shins, made of hardened leather and sometimes reinforced with metal strips. These protect his limbs from attacks that might slip past his shield. His primary defense is a large, round shield, about a meter in diameter. It's constructed from wooden planks, often linden wood, and covered with leather or painted with a personal or clan design. The shield is reinforced with a leather or iron rim and has a central iron boss that protects his hand. Completing his attire are simple but sturdy leather boots, woolen trousers, and a belt from which hangs his personal belongings, such as a seax (a short, single-edged sword) and a pouch. The broken glass fragments; dynamic rim lighting and sharp depth-of-field create a lifelike, immersive effect.

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