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Another one: We hadn’t been open for even ten minutes before a customer just out of the blue asked if she could bless me. When I said “no thank you,” she still prayed out loud for me, almost making a show of it while I was visibly uncomfortable. I am trying to work, not get religion shoved on me.

Finished a transaction when customer randomly hugged me. I’m not about that, so my hands stayed at my side. Not only did she try to push me to hug her back, but when I explained that I’m not a touchy person, her response was “I was like that too before I found Christ.” I’m just trying to work, man.

Migraines are so humbling. I’m really not God’s bravest soldier

#Mouthwashing omen

Just had a funeral for a fly my coworker and I found on the ground, unable to fly anymore. We carried it outside on a piece of paper and put it down in the grass to live his best life while lil bro can.

R.I.P. Friedrich McFly 🪰💀

I have my patio door open with just the screened door closed. Some neighbors that just came home are meowing at my cats through the door. I have no idea if this is a regular occurrence.

Was playing air hockey in an arcade and somehow managed to launch the puck at a random woman. So in other words I’m never going outside again

There is an invisible cut on my finger and the only reason I know this is because I died when I put on hand sanitizer

My friend just let me know she got Stardew Valley and is obsessed and I’ve never been more hyped that someone else was playing a game

saw it again yesterday can’t stop thinking about it

We have reached the part of Thanksgiving in which my aunt and uncle start talking about their ghost hunting hobby.

Hey so is this a cry for help or is this just a Tuesday for you?

I fear I will be insufferable Wednesday onward

I feel pretty good as long as I only think about two or three things

If anyone’s wondering what to get me for Christmas this year I’m a size 32 all expenses paid trip to a magical bookstore where the books choose me thanks so much

Never been more excited to watch a documentary in my life, and I’ve got video essays playing 24/7

my name is detective sleepy, and i’m about to get started on my toughest case so far; the pillow case

Nothing makes you feel more alive than that moment when you realize that you have no idea what you’re talking about in an essay that’s due too soon. The feeling also makes you want to die.

In the clerb (Stardew Valley), we all fam (dating).

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

- James Baldwin

Now more than ever, be the change you want to see in the world.

"what purpose does it serve to the plot?"

I thought it was pretty cool to write

#WritingTip:
You can always fix bad pages. You can’t fix no pages.

Write. Just write.

A customer lowkey took it personally that I didn’t recognize her a few days after she had previously come in. I pinky promise that it was not personal; one time I didn’t recognize my own sister in public, and sometimes we get mistaken for twins. I’m just chronically stupid.

Too much