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A motivation-biz guy came through our office in the '90s who famously only slept 4 hours a night because life was too beautiful and amazing to sleep through it. But it turned out to just be cocaine.

cyborg parts when

Everyone is dunking on poor Noah Smith for getting lost and frustrated at Heathrow Airport and blaming him, which is victim-blaming and I am quite disappointed in all of you. Put the blame squarely where it belongs: on whoever failed to pin his name and destination to his sweater-vest.

Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...

A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!

Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!

Photo of a black and brown striped tabby cat on his back on a white rug. Max has both arms splayed out above his head and the top of his head presses on the rug, flattening his ears. He stares off into space and his tongue extends out almost ot his nose. We see three fangs. Super derpy.

No thoughts, just cat

Got to have your inflight snack. The prices they charge on board are extortionate

Laoganma spicy chili oil

No kings, but there is a queen.

Photo of two people in chefs costumes holding up what appears to be a large tray of blueberry muffins, but one of them in supposedly a chihuahua. The sign reads “Chihuahua or blueberry muffin? #knowyourmeme”.

The winning entry at today’s 27th annual Great PUPkin dog costume contest in Fort Greene Park.
📷 📸 🐶 🫐 🧑‍🍳 🎃 #photography

We loaded up on assorted chocolate things and had no knockers…

6 assorted "do it" gifs plus reassurance that the source is "gold tier shitstirrer" not a malicious arsehole

I am entertaining myself goading a discord server of paranoid IT people to scan the QR code. Quality Friday night.

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Topic: Robodebt Case Legal Fees Question reference number: IQ25-000016 Asked By: Senator Jacqui Lambie Type of question: Spoken. Hansard Page/s: 9 Date set by the committee for the return of answer: 24 October 2025 Question: Senator Lambie: Services Australia, you lost a Robodebt case against Mr Warren before the full court. I'm just wondering what your legal costs for both Administrative Review Tribunal and the Federal Court were? I’m gathering it's about half a million and I’m being conservative. Do you know what the costs were? Mr Higgins: I'd have to take that on notice, Senator. I don’t have that detail with me. Answer: $776,739.02 including GST (where applicable) in relation to AAT, Federal Court and ART.

Wow, Services Australia spent three quarters of a million in legal fees fighting a losing FOI fight against @daedalus.eigenmagic.com

thinking about the guy running the us govt bluesky accounts. thats his friday, trying to troll people on a relatively niche social media site because they won twitter and it made them miserable. catastrophic loser energy

Back when posting was good

A meme that says 'petition to add this button to literally every app right now: Exclude AI meme by @FLScience

Shout this from the fucking rooftops, people!! #fuckAI

The Devil works fast but PAX works faster

Daily Mail article stating "Chaos as hundreds are forced to flee Melbourne Convention Centre after the fire alarm went off" corrected to read "thousands"

FTFY. What a rag

The crowd outside the PAX convention centre

Well at least this evacuation really shows just how big PAX has gotten

As an instructor, I'd rather see your fever dream, No Doze-fueled 4AM essays written at an IHOP rather than anything generated by an LLM.

Hope this helps

A large yellow and red sign with blue circle and red stripe that has a truck that looks like cannon on the back

I’m not real familiar with Finnish signage but I believe this means “no parking your self-propelled artillery”

The only response is 'good'

Dear media: Stop believing cops.

MONDAY.
SPITE AS FUEL.

I wish I knew what the fuck you people were talking about half the time.

just say no to age verification
it’s indefensible