Joanne Starer

So smart

I'm sorry. Did you say 20?!?

Ben Vereen in a bowler hat and Wolverine's yellow and blue uniform (I hope this elicits a snikter)

Benverine

I am in NY and have a few copies of Total Suplex if a signed one would be helpful at all.

I am honored

Why did I suddenly get a bunch of new followers? Is someone talking about how great I am?

I've never had a date end up with yoga. I must be doing something wrong.

That is such a good insult

If the AI could do porn, it would destroy the entire sex industry.

Oh now I'm so curious

Yeah the follow up email told me it was an important document and explained what I should do to open it, including "you can view it on your phone if your computer won't let you."

I wrote back asking about it and got a response that "It's a very important document that I need you to review."

Anyway just a heads up to everyone out there.

I just got a fake docusign email from someone at @oni-press.bsky.social It looks mostly real but it goes to a weird site that asks you to sign in, and it's missing stuff that a real docusign email would have. Also, the comma after "review" where a period should be.

Trying to put a positive spin on this insomnia.
I'm already on east coast time! I won't have any jetlag when I travel!

I also once kissed a guy who was 600 pounds. I guess this is what happens when you're in wrestling.

I once kissed a guy who was 6'9!
EXTRA HIGH FIVE

Ok, yes, that's pretty tall.

How tall are you

Normalize showing up for red-eye flights in pajamas.

A while back, I pitched a book about a world where only straight white men are allowed to be superheroes. It didn't happen, and now it will probably never happen.
BUT I am very much enjoying Peacemaker.

We'll bring back some covid for you.

In honor of Harvey Kurtzman's birthday, here are his layouts for the classic "Superduperman" spoof from MAD No. 4.

🎵 Lyin' down, back in the sheets
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm off of my feet
Just a man and his will to revive 🎵

THIS is why you're a best-selling writer

Along with Mannequin on the Moon, Pia Guerra appears in MAD Magazine, The New Yorker is a Pulitzer finalist for her editorial work and is the co-creator of Y The Last Man for Vertigo Comics. She's currently taking commissions. Contact her at hellkitty3@hotmail.com for rates.

Oh wow.

I bet that makes for a thrilling montage.