Pop tarts & the filling of a 1980s crispy pancake worthy contenders.

Me - I'll do it. No baggage & I will select a team by polling the fans 48 hours before kick off. Should be easy as the fan base are always in unison on these things.

& overseas aid I think

"Rolling the pitch" the new BS - I've not liked it from the get-go.......

But this time last season you/we couldn't see it either.

Does he have any obligation to turn up?

We seem trapped between the traditional English model where the manager rules the roost & the continental style where they generally deal with whoever they are given. Not sure what the answer is 🙂

Gordon more part of the problem than the solution IMHO. His PL form & return is awful.

The BFG would surely be in the conversation? Sadly one or two of the established lads need a long look in the mirror...

Agreed but I think he needs to actually take some decisive action. A good start would be dropping Pope who constantly puts us under pressure.

Always thought football missed a big opportunity when Clive Woodward went to Southampton. Determined to freeze out different thinking & not to learn from others.

Only when it suits them. Never ever being given the other way around.

Anything by Johnny Cash surely!!!

Nowhere near enough for a ballon d'or winner

& South America. I believe they produce the occasional talent...

Maybe Bruno's post cup final interview? Which was absolutely magic.

Waltemade like!!

Totally agree. Not done anything yet to convince me he's an upgrade. Plenty time to do so but I think both wingers (3 if you chuck Barnes in) have been ordinary at best so far this season.

Have you tried Old Trafford?

Surely you'd accept pre season is irrelevant, the CL is one game against a genuine contender for it? No doubt we could have had a better start but the "rat factor" wrecked the prep for early games & I still can't believe we got nowt from Liverpool. This lot have plenty credit in the bank.

"The New York Crowd" aka set of wankers #rydercup

Couldn't be clearer - absolute joke

Great description. No redeeming features. No humour & only 1 song!!!

Good luck for the rest of the season. Cracking goal.

17.1 million would be close

The requirement for balance over facts strikes again....

I tell you who gets away without criticism. Jim Smith. Absolutely desperate. Took us down despite having loads of time. Got rid of the youth. Bought Roy Aitken FFS!!

Like a definition of clear & obvious

Just not as good as usual. He's been excellent at LB generally

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