Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
Here it is, your moment of zen.
17.02.2026 01:43 โ ๐ 15046 ๐ 3760 ๐ฌ 42 ๐ 68@woopocolypse.bsky.social
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
Here it is, your moment of zen.
17.02.2026 01:43 โ ๐ 15046 ๐ 3760 ๐ฌ 42 ๐ 68The regime is now dictating what political views are acceptable to air on television and paramount/cbs are collaborating in that censorship bsky.app/profile/ditz...
17.02.2026 12:09 โ ๐ 7802 ๐ 2763 ๐ฌ 162 ๐ 83This is how you live a life
17.02.2026 02:32 โ ๐ 4191 ๐ 999 ๐ฌ 24 ๐ 32Complaining that following the Constitution will stop you from doing the thing you want to do is... an admission that what you want to do is unconstitutional.
You swore an oath to defend the Constitution. You are violating that oath, Rep. Alford. Time to go home and let someone else do the job.
Itโs so funny to think about the fact that thereโs people out there deferring every life decision to this
14.02.2026 09:53 โ ๐ 12723 ๐ 2952 ๐ฌ 315 ๐ 265ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
15.02.2026 01:51 โ ๐ 21001 ๐ 8143 ๐ฌ 370 ๐ 166The RFK number seems like a massive failure of the media to explain what RFK is doing to our public health system and how catastrophic it will be
15.02.2026 13:22 โ ๐ 2145 ๐ 449 ๐ฌ 55 ๐ 28Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...
15.02.2026 20:39 โ ๐ 4901 ๐ 1963 ๐ฌ 71 ๐ 216This is the first time in my life I wished I lived in Florida.
15.02.2026 02:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I do kind of wonder if the media will ever caveat statements from DHS or the White House with "these people lie more often than not."
14.02.2026 02:08 โ ๐ 173 ๐ 29 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Please read this long but important thread from an immigration defense attorney.
If this administration is permitted to scale its current abuse, neglect, and inhumane treatment of immigrants to the breadth and scope for which theyโre currently planning, weโll all be witness to mass atrocities.
That's so beautiful. If I ever get married, I want to do it in a library now!!! Congratulations!!! ๐๐๐
15.02.2026 01:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This guy rocks. The bad guys are losing.
15.02.2026 01:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Utterly unacceptable in a democracy. In a sane world, House Republicans would be drafting impeachment articles today and Senate Republicans would be preparing for a trial to convict and remove him from office
14.02.2026 19:37 โ ๐ 3274 ๐ 997 ๐ฌ 91 ๐ 51Ari Drennen @AriDrennen Follow The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America, and they're all like D+40 nxthompson A @nxthompson โข22h An extraordinary paragraph. buff.ly/uH5ykhX The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesivebecause of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.
This is so spot on
14.02.2026 14:16 โ ๐ 6066 ๐ 1406 ๐ฌ 47 ๐ 44It's the party of Pedophiles
11.02.2026 22:46 โ ๐ 462 ๐ 147 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 9We were coming up with perfectly good conspiracy theories why they shut down an airport for *10 days.* Then we all agreed it was probably going to be something stupid.
We didn't know it was going to be "we popped a balloon with a giant laser so the furious FAA shut down air traffic" stupid. Wow.
We cannot be so shocked by fascist awfulness that we fail to make fun of them. It makes them more powerful.
12.02.2026 00:50 โ ๐ 428 ๐ 50 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1WTF. Read this.
12.02.2026 14:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Please note that she's READING this. She PREPARED this as a rebuttal for questions about Epstein. She planned this, had someone write it down, and read it.
11.02.2026 16:43 โ ๐ 3686 ๐ 783 ๐ฌ 32 ๐ 38All the GenXers who watched Snoop and Dre a few years ago looking at the millennials who heard a snippet of Gasolina at halftime
11.02.2026 06:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We'll all remember the Super Bowl when the best commercial was about looking at pee.
09.02.2026 00:53 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yay he's back!!
09.02.2026 23:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As soon as that commercial came on, my boyfriend started ranting to everyone that it's not about helping dogs, it's about using dogs to make this palatable.
09.02.2026 23:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Most of GenX used to sing along to Pearl Jam's Yellow LedBetter and had absolutely no idea what was being said.
09.02.2026 23:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
03.05.2025 01:16 โ ๐ 2378 ๐ 806 ๐ฌ 34 ๐ 48@sharky.bsky.social it's your time to shine!
09.02.2026 23:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"Trump voters urge him to tone down the rhetoric and focus more on domestic issues, especially clearer pathways to legal status for law-abiding immigrants", proving they unaccountably had no clue who they were voting for.
09.02.2026 16:19 โ ๐ 1453 ๐ 250 ๐ฌ 73 ๐ 24It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
09.02.2026 18:57 โ ๐ 6322 ๐ 2309 ๐ฌ 81 ๐ 40That Jurassic Park commercial exceeded my expectations of how bad it would be. How has de-aging technology gotten even worse than The Irishman? Neill looked like Play-Doh.
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