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Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

17.02.2026 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15046    ๐Ÿ” 3760    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68

The regime is now dictating what political views are acceptable to air on television and paramount/cbs are collaborating in that censorship bsky.app/profile/ditz...

17.02.2026 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7802    ๐Ÿ” 2763    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83
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This is how you live a life

17.02.2026 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4191    ๐Ÿ” 999    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

Complaining that following the Constitution will stop you from doing the thing you want to do is... an admission that what you want to do is unconstitutional.

You swore an oath to defend the Constitution. You are violating that oath, Rep. Alford. Time to go home and let someone else do the job.

17.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3726    ๐Ÿ” 948    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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Itโ€™s so funny to think about the fact that thereโ€™s people out there deferring every life decision to this

14.02.2026 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12723    ๐Ÿ” 2952    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 315    ๐Ÿ“Œ 265

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

15.02.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21001    ๐Ÿ” 8143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 370    ๐Ÿ“Œ 166

The RFK number seems like a massive failure of the media to explain what RFK is doing to our public health system and how catastrophic it will be

15.02.2026 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2145    ๐Ÿ” 449    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-...

15.02.2026 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4901    ๐Ÿ” 1963    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 216

This is the first time in my life I wished I lived in Florida.

15.02.2026 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do kind of wonder if the media will ever caveat statements from DHS or the White House with "these people lie more often than not."

14.02.2026 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 173    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please read this long but important thread from an immigration defense attorney.

If this administration is permitted to scale its current abuse, neglect, and inhumane treatment of immigrants to the breadth and scope for which theyโ€™re currently planning, weโ€™ll all be witness to mass atrocities.

14.02.2026 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1188    ๐Ÿ” 474    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

That's so beautiful. If I ever get married, I want to do it in a library now!!! Congratulations!!! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

15.02.2026 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This guy rocks. The bad guys are losing.

15.02.2026 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Utterly unacceptable in a democracy. In a sane world, House Republicans would be drafting impeachment articles today and Senate Republicans would be preparing for a trial to convict and remove him from office

14.02.2026 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3274    ๐Ÿ” 997    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51
Ari Drennen @AriDrennen
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The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America, and they're all like D+40
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An extraordinary paragraph. buff.ly/uH5ykhX
The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesivebecause of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

Ari Drennen @AriDrennen Follow The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America, and they're all like D+40 nxthompson A @nxthompson โ€ข22h An extraordinary paragraph. buff.ly/uH5ykhX The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesivebecause of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

This is so spot on

14.02.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6066    ๐Ÿ” 1406    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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It's the party of Pedophiles

11.02.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 462    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

We were coming up with perfectly good conspiracy theories why they shut down an airport for *10 days.* Then we all agreed it was probably going to be something stupid.

We didn't know it was going to be "we popped a balloon with a giant laser so the furious FAA shut down air traffic" stupid. Wow.

12.02.2026 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 356    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

We cannot be so shocked by fascist awfulness that we fail to make fun of them. It makes them more powerful.

12.02.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 428    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

WTF. Read this.

12.02.2026 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please note that she's READING this. She PREPARED this as a rebuttal for questions about Epstein. She planned this, had someone write it down, and read it.

11.02.2026 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3686    ๐Ÿ” 783    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
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a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod

All the GenXers who watched Snoop and Dre a few years ago looking at the millennials who heard a snippet of Gasolina at halftime

11.02.2026 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We'll all remember the Super Bowl when the best commercial was about looking at pee.

09.02.2026 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yay he's back!!

09.02.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As soon as that commercial came on, my boyfriend started ranting to everyone that it's not about helping dogs, it's about using dogs to make this palatable.

09.02.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most of GenX used to sing along to Pearl Jam's Yellow LedBetter and had absolutely no idea what was being said.

09.02.2026 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.

03.05.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2378    ๐Ÿ” 806    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

@sharky.bsky.social it's your time to shine!

09.02.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Trump voters urge him to tone down the rhetoric and focus more on domestic issues, especially clearer pathways to legal status for law-abiding immigrants", proving they unaccountably had no clue who they were voting for.

09.02.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1453    ๐Ÿ” 250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.

09.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6322    ๐Ÿ” 2309    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

That Jurassic Park commercial exceeded my expectations of how bad it would be. How has de-aging technology gotten even worse than The Irishman? Neill looked like Play-Doh.

09.02.2026 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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