bro listen to me you should let saka cut in on his left foot bro bro just do it it will be cool nothing bad will happen to you

uhh upside they only scored goals when we were like here the ball please score a goal on us. downside: why did we do that

— me c. 1998

what is going on with dvd

oh well i like my version better

whenever i come on here people seem to have watched an entirely different game than i did

me, all week: i can't wait for the weekend whem my Teams play
me, when things go badly for my teams: i'm too enlightened to let this affect my mood i'm just convinced that nothing good ever happens and joy is impossible for other unrelated reasons

saving this for future reaction image needs

when i look at this picture i also go eeeeee

men are too emotional to be podcasting

i love sports. makes me have a whole extra set of problems on top of the problems i already have.

france franched it

when i said i wanted the arsenal men to do what the arsenal women did that wasn't quite what i meant

how can you not be romantic about football

scusa non parlo inglese

give a smooch, arsenal scores 7 goals

Screen cap of Marlo from an episode of The Wire saying, "Sound like one of them good problems."

i’m not alone bsky.app/profile/nota...

stopping my walk occasionally so i can sigh wistfully and say "i miss pelova ball" while staring into a middle distance

this may all be my fault for attempting to practice a sort of sports stoicism where results don’t send me into a deep depression when i know that god is out to spite me

load bearing “workout will make me feel better” day