I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. "I think light exercise would -" and then bam they're rolling around on the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

Dr: 😵‍💫
Me: ikr🤷‍♀️

Main Post: I'm sorry but there are certain things kids shouldn't see at Pride. When impressionable lgbtq kids see gay bankers and cops wanting their lifestyles at the parade they get the wrong idea that queer liberation is possible within capitalism. Comment: I would hate for my child to go to Pride and think that growing up to be a cop is okay?????

Graffiti in red paint on a white wall in a stairway. Reads: "MAY THY RIOT GEAR CHIP AND SHATTER"

Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can resell it. The law only ever serves capital. [Link to the Guardian, title: "Impossible to create AI tools like ChatGPT without copyrighted material, OpenAI says"]

Green frog doing a sick skateboard jump. Says "Mental illness? Yeah I'm fucking sick"

“It’s not healthy to stay inside a media bubble of like-minded people”

Okay but what if like-minded just means caring about the value of human life and equal rights for all? And what if the legacy media doesn’t cover that? What if the alternative is to be bombarded with hate 24/7?

What then?

prompt: draw the hottest lesbians you can imagine

straight guy: *draws a naked woman with huge tits slobbering all over another naked womans feet*

lesbians: *draws a girl in a mechanic jumpsuit with her hair tied back and grease smears on her face diligently tuning a blushing girls cybernetics*

Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate

YouTube video by Noor Jasmine DEAD WHISTLEBLOWERS TELL NO TALES: Inside the rise of OpenAI and the downfall of Suchir Balaji

Companies doing shady shit? The hell, you say. 😤

I’m slightly cold but if I put on a sweatshirt I will be slightly warm so you see my dilemma

Me, going outside and pointing at the grass while forgetting the word grass: they've cut the hair.

Smiling pink frog says "Your weird little existence is a gift to this cursed plane of reality"

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I facepalm 🤣🦀

Sup fools 🤍

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ELON. HACKED. THE. ELECTION.