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Summer is a-cumen in. Be home before daybreak….

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Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery and all that

01.11.2025 11:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should change the name of the pub to “The Pig and Conch”

31.10.2025 09:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry to hear that 😢

26.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dave, you play Strength and Honour. This should be a doddle

25.10.2025 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, if you rearrange the word “Tenko” you do get “O Kent”?

22.10.2025 10:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nope, still can’t see it. Is it a beach?

17.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have never described Monopoly as “exciting”. “Inevitable” maybe….

10.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Back on track tonight with The Haunted Palace. For my money, it’s the best Lovecraft adaptation on screen. Being Corman, he does have to shoehorn in Poe by virtue of some lines of poetry. Oh the horror…of the non-sequitur…Also, one of the best title sequences ever #halloween #corman #vincentprice

04.10.2025 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, tonight I didn’t do a horror, cos it was family film night. So it was Superman 2025. And now we are all uplifted and happy…. #halloween #superman #noregrets

03.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Come back when you are both Peter Cushing”…

03.10.2025 06:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Controversial choice for day two. Doesn’t get much love, and the intro is an early equivalent to “Somehow, Palpatine returned…”. On the plus side, lots of angry villagers, the Second Doctor and Minder! #halloween #halloweencountdown #hammerhorror

02.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh. I better explain. I only do thirty days because Mrs Summerisle always makes sure I’m running about daft for neighbourhood guysers on Halloween. Werewolf this year….

01.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Right. Let’s do this. I thought about starting the 30 days of Horror with “Demons of the Mind”, for the simple reason that I haven’t actually seen it..but decided to plump for the weirdly fay reincarnation story “Blood From The Mummies Tomb”. #hammerfilms #thirtydaysofhorror #halloween

01.10.2025 17:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

“And do you believe these naked rites actually summon Satan?”
“Who cares?”

29.09.2025 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Feckin aqueducts

26.09.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like any night in a Glasgow flat roof murder pub

26.09.2025 16:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aw gee, why build it so close to the airport?

25.09.2025 10:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She has been a Page at the court of Pan

24.09.2025 07:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Historically, it will drive you mad. But it’s a wonderful film, with an incredible soundtrack. And Nicol Williamson. I mean, c’mon!

24.09.2025 05:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I seem to remember hitting grenadoes away with baguettes?

23.09.2025 20:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a great photo, should be nailed to the heads of all art directors, Vlad Tepes style. But. The poor wee chap on the crutch at the extreme right…what’s going on there? “Penny for an ex leper?”

23.09.2025 15:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Devil Rides Out

21.09.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was there a poorly understood“Trump out” petition?

21.09.2025 10:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Buttons look a bit off….

20.09.2025 09:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what they said about the Parthenon Sculptures

06.09.2025 13:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And sex is something they put the rubbish out in

02.09.2025 20:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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First game of Pillage. Lessons? Terrain makes the game. This isn’t so much as a combat game as how your warband interacts with its surroundings. Even trying to clamber over crates can be dangerous, as Odo the Breton found out. Protect Berserkers, otherwise they become expensive door stops. Great fun

31.08.2025 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a recyclable headline, surely? “J.D. Vance is wrong about….” The scary thing is the interviewer didn’t immediately say “Wait, that’s actually utter garbage by the way”

29.08.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not helped by neckbearded gatekeepers ridiculing them whenever they feel inadequate, which is a lot. We need more women across all aspects of our gaming hobbies. Maybe it would encourage some of our more crapulent gamers to wear deodorant

29.08.2025 12:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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