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BREAKING: The Late Show With Stephen Colbert portrays JD Vance.

“We heard that JD Vance loves a good-natured, funny meme, so we made one just for him!”

I'm choosing to believe this is actual footage and not 'AI'

‘AM I THE DRAMA?’ by Cardi B earned 14.68 million streams on Spotify in its first day.

I hope it happens on live TV.

I will cackle if the new CEO brings back DEI! L business decisions 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂

*correction: State Superintendent, I believe

I literally just finished listening to a episode of The Read where it came out that the OK Education Security (very MAGA) got caught watching porn during a Zoom meeting. But educators from CA and NY are the problem???

Regina Hall and Anna Faris are officially returning for ‘Scary Movie 6’ in theaters next summer.

FBI, DEA and other law enforcement recorded in Georgetown walking around

“There’s not much going on around here… maybe they’re practicing”

andrew cuomo lives in NYC in the study abroad sense

Kooeh: A Timeless Delight: Yummy yummy in your tummy

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Today we learned Andrew Cuomo is directly coordinating with Donald Trump, even as this President sends masked agents to rip our neighbors off the streets and guts the social services so many New Yorkers rely on.

It’s disqualifying and a betrayal of our city.

I didn’t see who posted this at first and sincerely thought this was from The Onion

Illustration of some puppy sharks Baby sharks are actually called pups Featured are white, hammer, mako saw, nurse, lemon, whale, thresher, basking, black tip, white tip, caribbean reef

Puppy Sharks 🦈
#sharks #art

Jon Stewart - Go Fuck Yourself Choose your preferred music service

New song of the summer? "Go F**k Yourself" is now streaming on all major music platforms: stem.ffm.to/jsgfy

“Hulk Hogan died!”

All of Black Sky:

Anyway… I’m going to the store? Y’all want something?

annual shark week reminder that:

* discovery intentionally portrays sharks as dangerous when in reality they rarely become aggressive unprovoked

* sharks don’t infest waters, they inhabit them

* sharks are basically doggies and a lot of them will ask for pats with a little nose bump

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We’re not just talking Funko Pops. These five stores are packed with rare finds that’ll make your favorite otaku scream, “shut up and take my money!”

🤭🤭🤭

Illustration of a shark telling you to drink more water "Heyo! How are you! Remember to drink water! Stay hydrated!

Hydrate dont diedrate 🦈
#sharks #comic #art

illustration of a bunch of sharks!!! featured are cookie, nurse, thresher, great white, goblin, mako, and whale shark

Happy shark awareness day! 🦈🫧
#sharks #art

The Onion Cultural Standard: Real Housewives of Atlanta

Maryland daycare owner released from prison after shooting ex-husband over child sex abuse Shanteari Young, a Baltimore County daycare owner who shot her husband when she learned he was sexually abusing children, has been released from prison.

Shanteari Young, the daycare owner who shot her husband when she learned he was sexually abusing children at the facility, has been released from prison

Please take responsibility for the loud guffaw I just let out in the office 😂

“Tonight, we made history … I will be your democratic nominee for mayor of New York City” - Zohran Mamdani

i feel sad for the jews who are choosing fear right now because i’ve never felt safer and more in community with my fellow new yorkers

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

Imagine throwing a huge masturbatory birthday party that nobody came to. Meanwhile, millions of people across the world threw huge events devoted to how much of a piece of garbage you are.

Oh wait.