the once and future jokesboy

im gonna need texas to stop being a red-alert place for trans people bc i have online Canadian friends i want to bring here and subject to the whattaburger patty melt

old box that says ideal babe shoe

happiest three word story

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

H-E-B grocery store caked iced and piped with pastel blue, pink, and white frosting.

happy austin pride weekend here is a cake i saw at H-E-B that’s the trans colors

honestly I should have swapped Mickey 17 for a comment on our mutual james spader/crash fandom

The Great Gay Restroom Report Qmmunity’s James Scott takes a grand tour of Austin’s queer club restrooms

was delighted to join my friend @thejokesboy.bsky.social for 2 stops on his tour of austin's queer club bathrooms! it's an essential (and fun!) read 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🫡 www.austinchronicle.com/arts/2025-08...

happy national “both roommates independently getting popeye’s for dinner” day to all who celebrate

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

wait i forgot to tell you guys about a dream i had where a gator was loose in my home, but when i sat down criss-cross-applesauce, it wandered over, laid in my lap, and let me pet it. im feeling tenderness toward nature despite its violence. also i like crocodilia. 🐊

can’t get anymore work done today im just thinking abt the rlly good pizza slice i had for lunch from allday pizza

nah, i think that’s the very point of trans culture: that everyone should be able to examine and play with those truly mutable parts of one’s identity.

im biased i think bc James was always a dream name for me, but when trusted friends started using it without me asking AND i wrote it like a million times all over my notebooks, then it felt more organic to say. anyway, victoria is a great name!

that’s the hino magic tho

its a fairy tale where the princess is a baby from hell who lives in the dump! i love her so much.

i think vaping looks and is stupid

image from hideshi hino's horror manga of the titular Hell Baby, who has one small eye, one big eye, sharp teeth, prominent nostrils, drool, thin hair, and a beautiful spirit.

haven't connected to a fictional character as quickly as i did to Hell Baby in a while. when i look at her, my heart grows two sizes.

AI you will never recreate as perfect a video as when jeremy fragrance yelled out a tonsil stone.

She's literally attempting to solo run trans genocide. There is almost no one you can supoort who so directly wants to cause the harm they cause. You need to make supporting her work so uncomfortable, such a social no that people are forced to quit. No fics, no games, no house in bio, no theme park.

Love all the posts bragging about the new googoo AI that then post a video of an 8 second scene that, though realistic in appearance, objectively sucks shit. I don’t care if the product perfectly recreates a standup clip if the whole thing isn’t funny! that’s why anybody likes anything!

had to kill a roach during the work day. i deserve a medal of bravery, or like 20 dollars for emotional compensation (the equivalent of one pepperoni pizza).

CP toned black-and-white photo of a short haired, tabby cat sitting up for a professional photo portrait. The cat has a fancy metal collar with a bell and a light colored bowtie to it. Text at the bottom reads the family pet. In the lower right corner there’s more text that reads copyright by CE Bullard 1902.

“The Family Pet” Postcard from my collection, copyright 1902, mailed 1910.

i don't think the cryptkeeper should be joking around about that kinda stuff

gonna start referring to my transition as me “going to jupiter to get more stupider.”

they should play Thanksgiving Theme (3rd Reprise) from the Charlie Brown cartoons at the end of my funeral so that everyone understands the movie is over.

has anyone done a drag performance as Spider from James & the Giant Peach? maybe a duet with a drag king Centipede? hmmm… (me thinking)

had a delicious strawberry before dinner: AMA

great place, such a warm presence. i’d also recommend stopping by once over coffee across the way, bc they’ve got a john waters seasonal menu rn.

i get a side of it no matter the dish i order, aha

if i ever move away, the chipotle pecan pesto will still haunt my dreams. hope wherever you pick has you leaving with a good taste!