Ben Ben Ben!

My brain is very broken when it comes to pasta.
I think of it as a light meal.

The Italian iron chef stands shrouded in smoke, proclaimed as the prince of pasta.

Me when I cook a Latina pasta pack for 1:

"Oscaaaar"
(In the style of Kendrick as he yells mustard)

#f1

I would love to talk at length about my love of the AppleTV show Acapulco on a podcast.
Any takers?

They're only charging $12 for imperial pints. Cost of living is even effecting The Sentinel
#hilltophoods

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Day 7 of visiting wineries...

You're not the boss of what I read Virigin

Labor's medicare clinics are dope.
Split my hand open on a stainless steel table today, in and out in 15 minutes - plus I got a free tetanus shot.

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Join us as we unpack a jam-packed week of Australian Survivor—plus a detour into how good Deal or No Deal Island is. From Siri-texting and Jury Villa drama to dominant challenges, sequins, emotional meatballs, and a surprise radio show launch.
Find it in all good podcast places
#survivorAU

Tonight I had a French single malt at an Irish cocktail bar in Elsternwick.

I am Global citizen

Diiiiid...
Isack soil himself?

#japanesegp
#formula1

Season 1 did have a worthy winner though.

What is going on with the Matilda's coaching role?

Surely it is desirable, but 8 months after Tony left. Still Sermanni is running the team as an interim coach...

Weird that Andy Reid is talking tariffs on the ABC tonight...

DONDI season 2: the best of competitive reality

DONDI season 1: the absolute worst of competitive reality, bullying and horrible people.

Lawson leaving the door Hadjar for another driver to take his seat at Red Bull

=IF(find_idol,within_jungle)

I have watched every english language episode of Taskmaster to date. And I am really not keen to watch a season with Tommy Little on it.

Every time I listen to a Ryan Adams song I listen to Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers. If he gets a dollar from me, she should get a dollar too.

My partner: why do you watch this?
Me: money makes Americans lose their minds over nothing.
Yeah, the host is drinking Ice tea while those two women argue over respect.
Money made that happen.

More me to my partner:
Yes, his name is Boston Rob. He played survivor many times. He even met his wife on the show. Yeah she won a season of the show, but he also won too. Though it took him far more tries to do it.

Yeah the older woman, is crying because Boston Rob is making her open these cases

And then if the case she chose at the start is lower than the agreed value, then she gets to stay.
All of that is why the older woman is crying.

Yeah it's dumb. But fuck it's fun.

Explaining DONDI to my partner:
Yeah, so she couldn't hit the target with her crossbow. She now has to pick a briefcase and then slowly open the other 19 cases until she thinks the value being offered to her on the big screen is good.

It's been 11 hours and I still haven't fully processed.
My cope will be listening to @cigarthoughtsnfl.com and drinking Glendronach.
But until then I will continue to spin out.

I don't know if I can cope with both Seattle and Richmond in a rebuild at the same time.

Seahawks better build another Legion of boom and a good O-line out of this teardown.
Avoid Darnold, Rogers and Kirk. Maybe roll with Howell and grab a day two Rookie.

Fuck.
Not Geno

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Idea for Ad campaign:
Billy Joel Song plays.
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