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this Is perhaps the least surprising thing I’ve ever learned

Apocalypse has the most prominent lips, so I assume he knows how to use them

Ah jeez, this is hard…

Wolverine
Gambit
Jubilee
Rogue
Nightcrawler

The Half Dressed Ladies

I figure there’s at least a 90% chance giant robots will show up to ruin everyone’s fun.

I’ve been saying this since 1992

Callico, but if I’m allowed to vote for two, it’d be Callico and Ember

You’re speaking truth to power here

Youve turned those two from “the guys I never really cared about” to two of my favourite series of the last decade so managing a hat-trick would be pretty swell

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Butthole, Robert Ford

To live and die in Buttholes

To be fair this *does* lead to the funniest Roy Thomas comic.

We’re grading on a scale, mind.

Wow y’all were not overstating how much he just… is Lando

I can’t believe all the trouble she put the Beatles through

It was 90 straight minutes of me yelling “HELL YEAH!” at my tv

If not for Prey, it would be far and away my favorite movie of the series

Seems like a reasonable request, can’t see any reason I wouldn’t.

My stale brain is not spry enough for these mind-ticklers

Wow, I didn’t realize how much of podcast making hinged around ridiculing your wife

I have never seen a more inflammatory statement

I’m going to need to see some evidence when you make an outrageous claim like this

I have asked Myself this same question at least once a week for the same reason

I mean, it’s got Dracula robbing people for hamburger-money.

Ain’t gonna see that in a prestige drama

It was my introduction to the ToD comic, in fact.

I don’t know if I’d call it good, but it was certainly the best Marvel movie until Howard the Duck came out.

a cartoon doctor strange is eating a hamburger in front of a sign that says n.t. ALT: a cartoon doctor strange is eating a hamburger in front of a sign that says n.t.

Fun fact; that issue of Tomb of Dracula marked the start of an arc that was eventually adapted into the animated movie Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned.

Which is better known for the gif of Dracula eating a hamburger than anything else.

Learning that that Howard the Duck story was based on a true story really helped explained why it is the way it is.

Men will literally write a story about a talking duck learning Kung fu than go to therapy.

Only one of the Instinctive Killers is a lunatic skeleton.

So that one

Carmen Sandiego, easy

It says “try” burning.

It’s not guaranteed to work.

And the snowflake becomes an avalanche

He just *looks* like he’d be named “Rad”, y’know.