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Paladin Awe

@paladinawe.bsky.social

Primarily lurking. Mixture of 50% vaguely remembered game characters, 50% quotes from movies and books. Lover of pets. Hater of bananas. (He/him)

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That's IT?!

07.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It also works with Hot to Go!

05.11.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bender from futurama says " that 's right " Alt: bender from futurama says " that 's right "

Distressing-yet-accuracte news for everyone.

03.11.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an unfortunate waste.

30.10.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A bit jealous at the early voting exclusive sticker. We don't get those where I'm at they're just the regular version!

25.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I wonder if the login system on sites I rarely visit gets so sick of me trying out different ones when I forget it just goes "close enough here access granted" to be rid of me for a few months.

26.09.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fat Bear Week 2025 Fat Bear Week 2025

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A happy FBW to all who celebrate.

24.09.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I'd want that "yes" written in one of those 'signed in blood with infernal curses if broken' contracts.

25.08.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 137    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice

19.08.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But it's forbidden!

06.07.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if River Phoenix could have taken up the mantle, given his stellar performance in Last Crusade.
Sad we'll never know.

03.07.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Innocent!

23.06.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm old (school)

06.06.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's Calculon!

06.06.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The internet needs to close until this storm passes.

11.04.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did...did they pull the fire alarm to give themselves more time?

10.04.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe it's for the best that I can't afford to put anything towards an IRA right now...

03.03.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ“

03.01.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Took in a charming production of La Cage aux Folles the other night.
A well timed production, to be sure.

16.11.2024 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Penny for the Guy?

05.11.2024 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screengrab of soon-to-be-Emperor Palpatine addressing the Senate, flanked by his lackeys, stating "The attempt on my life has left me scarred and Deformed" from Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith.

A screengrab of soon-to-be-Emperor Palpatine addressing the Senate, flanked by his lackeys, stating "The attempt on my life has left me scarred and Deformed" from Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith.

Same energy.

04.11.2024 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a certain level of disdain in feel for having to set up a table outside my house for trick or treaters.
Back in MY DAY we risked it all for candy by GOING TO THE DOOR AS THE SPIRITS INTENDED.

01.11.2024 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UPDATE: It finally showed up 5 days later.
Nonsensical panic alleviated.

30.10.2024 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That op ed was a tragic nail in the coffin.

29.10.2024 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I voted early.
I saw the nice check mark.
But I didn't get my "hey thanks for voting early" text from the registrar so 100 definitely freaking out for no reason.

29.10.2024 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure this will calm everything right down.

29.10.2024 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Naturally.
Benevolence and Grace are the names of the claws.

24.10.2024 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Great Pumpkin shall rule the pumpkin patches with benevolence and grace.

24.10.2024 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That thing's gonna leak classified documents faster than a war thunder player.

20.10.2024 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a Sondheim kind of Sunday.

20.10.2024 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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