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@sensualdad.bsky.social
sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
pronouncing mustache like headache
16.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 379 🔁 36 💬 33 📌 3who up making fluffy pancakes for their one true love
13.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pilot: welcome aboard
Fighter pilot: [right hook]
🤝
08.02.2026 06:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[at the rumble] i think it’s time for you to meet *holds up fists one by one* dr. quinn and the medicine woman
08.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
i have the sexiest followers on bluesky dot com
08.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 35 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 1im slutty and buttery on top of my baseline sensuality
08.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0thanks deeny doo! i feel so slutty and buttery 🩷
07.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0go.bsky.app/AqLM3Sw eat up!
04.02.2026 13:19 — 👍 227 🔁 70 💬 69 📌 10
www.patreon.com/posts/night-...
NEW PAGE FOR MY COMIC "NIGHT IN" AVAILABLE ON PATRON NOW!!
REJOICE!!
Tapping the sign
05.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 77 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
03.02.2026 07:02 — 👍 1566 🔁 312 💬 53 📌 27[mcdonald's drive thru]
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
We listened to your feedback and now require all naked mole rats to wear pants, flannelette shirts and mining helmets.
23.01.2026 15:59 — 👍 133 🔁 22 💬 5 📌 2cut to me “going live” while crying and eating a rotisserie chicken over the kitchen sink
19.01.2026 13:44 — 👍 209 🔁 50 💬 6 📌 1hey thanks for welcoming me to the bone temple, I'm here for the boning
18.01.2026 05:15 — 👍 316 🔁 30 💬 9 📌 2i didn’t stand with you on a mountain and bathe with you in the sea for this!
18.01.2026 05:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hahahaha
18.01.2026 05:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“you two! look at you together and you don’t even know!”
-me to the cucumber and pickle slices in my salad
i was waiting for you to swim up to a silver platter of braised ribs
18.01.2026 02:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Come see the fireworks this weekend as we host the Christian Coalition Conference and the Dansville Drunken Drag Dancers annual meetings.
16.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 122 🔁 15 💬 7 📌 0[muting with rampant impunity @
3am] revenge never sleeps
TOP 5 HORSE PET PEEVES
5. *I* am not dramatic. YOU are dramatic
4. Jerks on my back
3. “Why the long face?” STFU
2. Horseshoes
1. God damn Oxford comma
Our beef supplier has issued a recall. There's nothing wrong with the meat, they just don't like the way we use it.
13.01.2026 00:23 — 👍 685 🔁 48 💬 30 📌 2Unlike Disneyland, no one at River Side Casino is going to stop you from having sex in the fountain
13.01.2026 21:55 — 👍 622 🔁 86 💬 48 📌 8The zoo closes at 5 pm. After hours, call our main number and an intern will perform their repertoire of animal impressions.
14.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 194 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 1Happy birthday to us! Greeneville Zoo began 93 years ago today, after our founder Gavin's fourth failed attempt to chase a badger out of his dining room.
10.01.2026 22:52 — 👍 233 🔁 31 💬 7 📌 2Germanating some seeds. Putting little lederhosen on them.
09.01.2026 15:00 — 👍 302 🔁 42 💬 10 📌 1Me: When I die, I want be cremated
Husband: Should I write that down now or wait till—
Me: Yeah no, when we're done having sex is fine
