Hatin Ass Spurrier

Fascist needs fiber

I'm more confused by the random slices of white onion. Not pickled, not cooked, not anything, just cut and dropped on the plate.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social you seem to be the kind of guy who has access to stuff the rest of us don't.

What kind of blackmail do you have on Mike Johnson that allows you all to ruin the Union under his watch? Did he fuck his kids or something?!?!

In his defense, his bosses are Greg Abbott, Pete Hegseth and ol' rolly polly himself, Donald Trump.

Let me guess who he voted for in the last Presidential election.

Counterpoint: He isn't small, he's 6'1" and fat as shit. (/s)

Is this not Nathaniel Radcliffe and the Night Sweats?

@therealdvo.bsky.social hey derrick, Steven Miller is a little cuck fascist.

Why do you keep distracting from the Epstein files?

I hope Watters emotionally dies from whatever cancer hurts the most.

But not actual death, that would be mean.

I don't know how this celebrity death rule of three works, but if everyone famous but Elon Musk could head to their doctor that would be great.

In Florida's defense... GameDay isn't the same without Corso.

Now is not the time to discuss gun control, we had a school shooting yesterday!

Congratulations to the NRA on another successful exercise of Second Amendment rights.

Congratulations to the NRA on another successful exercise of Second Amendment rights.

How bad is the dirt they have on JV that he needs to defend a sex offender?

@jaketapper.bsky.social lots of people are talking about the president's failing health. You should get the typewriter out and get in on the grift.

Because his son's porn alert says that the president is all over them and the victims were not able to consent.

It's amazing how much difference .5 MPH can mean at the low end.

In the book, it's 4MPH, which is a pretty brisk walk and would be horrible for hours on end.

This is much nicer than the head gear commonly worn in certain parts of Idaho.

@jaketapper.bsky.social how is Trump's health?

Used to PAY to fuck kids. The billionaires are in charge, and this is what they do.

All because he paid to fuck children. Mike Johnson is somehow a bigger pedophile apologist than actual pedophile Dennis Hastert.

a person wearing a helmet is standing next to a tree in the snow and yelling . ALT: a person wearing a helmet is standing next to a tree in the snow and yelling .

I'm convinced they never should have removed him from that flag pole.

Congratulations to the NRA on another successful demonstration of gun rights!

I'm currently watching The Bear and I'm starting to think everyone in Chicago says "Cousin" because Balki did.

He wants nothing more to keep your mind off the fact that he's all over the Epstein Files.

Until Speaker of the House Cucksutawney Phil, I mean, Mike Johnson reels in his boy, we're going to keep seeing this nonsense.

So is he trying to protect the Democrats or is he senile?