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“These captions sometimes sound like rejected Taylor Swift lyrics to be honest.”
- Brianne Worth

I really could have used more sleep this morning but I kept having dreams in which David Carradine would get in my face and be relentlessly annoying and after a point it just wasn't worth the bother.

“Who schedules a rapture on a Tuesday anyway?”
-Jeremy Rivette

Today's earworm: Pinball Wizard sung to the tune of Jethro Tull's Cross-Eyed Mary.

Had a dream that a teacher announced that their students wanted to stage a production of "The Mud. The Sand" and there was immediate outrage.
Now I'm wondering if I'm supposed to know what that means or it's just a dumb dream and I can't get back to sleep.

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So Tacoman released new tarrifs this week. It will have a devastating impact. Brace yerselves!

Had yet another "eyes open" dream: hearing a small critter in the ceiling, I started to leave the room, but froze. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the shadows of a swarm of mice leaping through the house. Couldn't move.
Finally woke up. It was the blades of a ceiling fan reflecting in a mirror.

Screen grab of text from a picture caption on Ali Express: "Usually, the price of transformer ring cattle with the same power is 40% higher than that of cattle."

This is why it's important to check the prices when shopping for transformer ring cattle.

“Mars isn't even mid. Mars is just crappy.” - Adam Becker

Every nightmare I've ever had that wasn't about academic failure or public nudity featured Sea-Pens with tentaculated fuckers.

Just woke up from an unsettling dream. Walking in the back yard, heard a strange noise just around the corner of the house. Turned out to be a squirrel which had found an old argyle sock full of who knows what buried in the dirt, and was frantically trying to wrestle it out, making desperate noises while doing it. After a while I realized that it was speaking English, saying things like, "c'mon guys...help me...guys, I need help..." Continuing around the corner I found two more squirrels, which had been trying to get other things out of the dirt but had already died trying.

Oh, those are page numbers. For a second there I mistook them for prices.

Thanks Jim! Look at the smiling face on that happy little tyke! I hope to approach every birthday with that level of joy.

AI being very, very intelligent.

a photo of a cat on a narrow table, dressed in pajamas and slouching against a wall, with a bowl of ramen and a pair of chopsticks tucked between its hind feet. The caption reads, "DAY 73 OF JANUARY".

Hot take: The most relatable character in "The Cabin in the Woods" (2011) is Patience.

An Oglaf comic where a crow, exclaims "Fuck!" a lot while scrambling with fallen leaves into a court room. It apologizes for being late before realizing it is not a lawyer after all and is merely a crow. The last panel reads, "Thank god. I was totally unprepared."

This Oglaf comic is relevant to my interests.

Finally, I had to ask, “Are you killing your patients?” “Well, uh, no. I’m not,” he responded. “Why did you hesitate?” I asked. “Well,” he said. “It depends on what you mean by killing them.” - J. David McSwane

"I’m fortunate to have a background in chemical engineering, and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and vodka into urine. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
- Harold Schlumberg

Remember the "Dude" character from the movie "Free Guy"? I was just on hold trying to deal with a compromised credit card, and the hold music was interrupted by a very cheerful voice saying, "Placeholder for targeted message three."