Austin Bartlett-Chase

*running for state auditor

Everything is some kind of scam these days. For the love of god, let me pay you money in exchange for your product. I want to be a customer so bad. It shouldn't be so hard. Let me watch baseball and all of your ads. You know I'd pay you a stupid amount of money to watch my awful baseball team.

...so kick him out because some "don't like hanging out" with him? Can't participate if someone finds you annoying online? Lol

Burgers at Francis is always right

Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.

Authoritarianism doesn’t announce itself. It arrives wrapped in “security,” “order,” and “law enforcement.” Minneapolis is being used as a proving ground. If we don’t stop this now, we may not get another chance.

Protester in Minnesota: I’m 70 years old and I’m fucking angry *disappears into gas*

Trump: "Sometimes you need a dictator."

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?

Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests

FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?

Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

I think this is the most likely answer as well.

If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.

C'mon Amy.

"He did exactly what he's been taught to do in that situation."

It is. They said it was handed over to both.

Larnach is a useful player to some team, just not the Twins. A trade couldn't make more sense. It's not giving up on him or being cheap.

Yeah, and I don't think it's about saving a few bucks either. The lefty corner OF logjam is insane and someone needs to be the odd man out. It only gets worse with Rodriguez and Jenkins on the way. An everyday OF with Wallner and Larnach is pretty bad defensively. I'd rather have Wallner.

You really think the administration would be better behaved if leftists were a little more engaged on Twitter? And that this is the cause of an American collapse?

I agree with this take. But in 2011, we had a new stadium and the roster wasn't directly sabotaged by ownership. Vibes were very different.

I don't watch Yankees games often. Do they really do that death star alarm sound every time with 2 strikes and 2 outs? And the Vader breath after? Cringe.

I think the Phillies are now my second team. For the rest of the year at least.

I agree with all of that, I just don't see how he's replaced or upgraded for next year. They'll probably need to sign two catchers to replace Vasquez and 40-man depth already, even with Jeffers. And he'll be cheaper than a replacement too.

Big disagree on Jeffers. If they had any other plans for catcher next season, maybe. And he wouldn't easily be replaced in the off-season. I think moving him means a punt on '26, and I'm not willing to do that.

So disrespectful to all the parks board candidates and all of us who spent 12+ hours here.

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

Get him on the show, he's got plenty of gripes

He does this on other Twins podcasts on YouTube. I always wonder what people like this get out of fandom. He gets angry at any hint of optimism or positivity.

Play ball. #MNTwins