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M1st3rBurns

@m1st3rburns.bsky.social

Married to @mrsburns16. Relationships and sex positivity. Polyamorous. 'Partial Narcissist'. 'Cute dork'. 'Just awesome and fun'. Cis, straight, he/him. 44. Hamilton, On 🇨🇦

486 Followers  |  206 Following  |  1,087 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023  |  2.1995

Latest posts by m1st3rburns.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Getting a kickstart to the week…😉 Let’s make it a great one! 😘💖

03.11.2025 20:43 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Pfuck that.

01.11.2025 16:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A flannel-clad thirst trap, with added pumpkin.

A flannel-clad thirst trap, with added pumpkin.

Share your candy with me??

Hope you're all enjoying this spooky #FlannelFriday, and having a safe and happy Halloween 🎃

01.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
A flannel-clad thirst trap, with added pumpkin.

A flannel-clad thirst trap, with added pumpkin.

Share your candy with me??

Hope you're all enjoying this spooky #FlannelFriday, and having a safe and happy Halloween 🎃

01.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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I might be double the trouble on Halloween….😉🎃😈 Are you ready? 😋😇

#FlannelFriday
#HappyHalloween
💙🤍💙🤍

31.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's even more glorious than I imagined! Excellent work, friend 🥰

31.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a nike shirt and saying i 'd love to . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a nike shirt and saying i 'd love to .
31.10.2025 03:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎵 I'll follow you into the dark 🎵

31.10.2025 00:53 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Every trans suicide is a murder. And it's not hard to see who the murderers are.

30.10.2025 21:49 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So grateful for all the good things today, big and little… 😉💖✨💙🥰

#HumpDay

29.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Ooooh, I got a label! (What am I suggesting?? 🤔😏)

24.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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So how is this #FlannelFriday look working for you? 😉 Hope you’re having a great one! 💖😘

24.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Black and white self-portrait  with my flannel shirt open, and a blue colour pop on my boxers.

Black and white self-portrait with my flannel shirt open, and a blue colour pop on my boxers.

I'm Blue. (The 5, 6, 7, 8s, not Eiffel 65) 💙🤍

#FlannelFriday

24.10.2025 22:46 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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Sending some sparkly glow energy your way on #HumpDay 😉✨💖😘

22.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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A picture of me in a t-shirt and jeans in a dimly lit room.

A picture of me in a t-shirt and jeans in a dimly lit room.

Same, but without the t-shirt and jeans.

Same, but without the t-shirt and jeans.

Been doing #TakeItOffTuesday over on the bad place. What do you guys think of it??

22.10.2025 00:07 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

If Violent J can grow, we can all grow!

21.10.2025 17:45 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

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What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!

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Fast, too!

18.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Small and medium tiddy goth girls deserve love, too 🖤🖤

18.10.2025 20:03 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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18.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”

18.10.2025 00:11 — 👍 6023    🔁 2537    💬 8    📌 22

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

17.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 5077    🔁 965    💬 54    📌 20

Quick reminder that protesting is sexy, autocracy is not.

Good luck tomorrow, and feel free to let your friends to the North know how we can support you ❤️🤍💙

17.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

17.10.2025 22:08 — 👍 13489    🔁 10874    💬 599    📌 1338

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

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May the burritos of your future surpass the burritos of your past.

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Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes

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