mert

Will go great with my eyes of newts.

hell yeah

Have you at least one user story for an easter egg? If you aren’t hiding a useless but fun/funny feature you are missing an opportunity

She increasing my velocity so much she has me releasing an active sprint in my pants

would sit there

I was when I was still writing code 2 years ago.

flask is easiest, imo, if you’re starting from scratch and aren’t experienced in any of the languages. Running as PaaS in cloud is pretty much turnkey as well.

having a high IQ and knowing karate are two worthless characteristics for effective communication. Congrats though.

in all reality, listening to that clip was putting me to sleep as well

Crack her barrel

I wish I was an adult with the whimsy of a 10yo.

dude in high school got his face bit off by another kid’s dog cause dude was blowing weed smoke in the dog’s face, tryin to shot gun the pup. Thinkin back, dogo was definitely more into edibles.

life is shit
life is short
and soon it will be over

$5.99 is a steal. I think you’d be safe, to buy it.

Lemward James Olmos

Some dickhead played ram ranch at this dive I’m at and the patrons and pisssssssed off, some are probably horned up, and the bartender has no idea how to skip the song.

Yo these @phillies.com uniforms are trash.
Swapping out the “O” in LOVE for the liberty bell on the sleeve patch makes it look more like LUVE. Supporting British accents in the home of American democracy is shameful.

Also, is Trey Turner the MLB Riddler now?

I bet he’d pretend he didn’t hear you and just keep chompin…stuck up asshole

Like a hotdog left out in the sun

looking at the sun burnt man in the mirror

hell? yea, brother

my neighbor told me the Sthīrasiṃha Buddha keeps eating his dogs so i asked how many dogs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets the same dog reincarnated again so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding his dog to Saṃsāra and then his daughter started crying

Can’t wait to get my hands on the new Callaway AI slop irons: A1SNOKS

thanks, I’ve been growing it out

Been my favorite beer for years. Was kinda crushed when they sold the brewery to a conglomerate.

I need to rewatch bone tomahawk

thats a BIG dog

Grapefruit flavored carbonated pop? Yes please, ma’am

Got my butt from taco bell

what is moris day played for the padres?