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Phone NID aint grounded…tsk tsk tsk

22.01.2026 19:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t wonder if Netflix could turn videos about up to the other way?

22.01.2026 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rage baiter gets drunk dummy to help produce rage bait…yawn bro.

16.01.2026 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a desk Alt: Uncle Jack from It’s Always Sunny in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a desk giving double thumbs up with big fake hands duck taped over his tiny real hands

14.01.2026 22:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shove your A in my I till I cry

13.01.2026 01:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Time is a construct. It cannot be measured.

13.01.2026 01:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ok

yep, I still think this is the way.

12.01.2026 19:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

S tier of D tier system…we should all be on UTC/GMC

12.01.2026 19:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Haram bro

04.01.2026 05:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jazz ftw tbh

04.01.2026 05:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zavvi? Same folks who make Friux, Dando and Kwerz? I’m a bit dubiouslious.

02.01.2026 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fool

01.01.2026 05:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New Years
Same fears
More tears
Watch yer rears
Mr. T’s guna eat ur balls

01.01.2026 05:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought you were actually there. I’m a drunk dumbass

01.01.2026 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess since it’s amateur night it’d be more drunk driving olympics than the super bowl. Tuesday nights at 2:30am are the super bowl of drunk driving…only pros on the road.

01.01.2026 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

amateur drunk driving, at that.

01.01.2026 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

dog. very funny.

01.01.2026 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yikes bro

30.12.2025 03:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

From what I remember when I was installing internets and TV for the phone company…they don’t build em like they used to.

30.12.2025 02:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Paid off my house earlier this year (signed the mortgage in 2009 when prices were very low, not a flex) and now I feel like I’m 100% responsible for a .35 acre eastern block nation that is continually falling apart due to mismanagement.

30.12.2025 01:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The endless trough

29.12.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I worked at a party store in Dearborn owned by one of the engineers who designed it.

27.12.2025 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Horkin' for a livin', livin' and horkin'
I'm taking what they're giving 'cause I'm horkin' for a livin'

Hey I'm not complainin' 'cause I really need the hork
Hittin' up my buddy's got me feelin' like a jerk…off

23.12.2025 05:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

image the face of a leopard eating the face of a face-eating leopard

21.12.2025 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my least favorite features of this life is the snake eating itself, pissing and moaning that someone is eating them.

21.12.2025 04:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

55 logs 55 branches 55 twigs 55 limbs 100 trunks 100 burls 100 wood chips 55 roots 55 stumps 55….

20.12.2025 06:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, Magic Balls is single quoted…still learning how to read

20.12.2025 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is the word “balls” possessive? What do the balls possess?

20.12.2025 04:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It’s Friday before the Holiday week. 80% of staff is already out on vaca and the rest will be out all next week. No one wants your email today. Chill out.

19.12.2025 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think of it as a contribution to the end, and the end in nigh.

19.12.2025 06:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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