WADE

Mile High crack of bat—
ball vanishes like old code.
Denver gasps, then blinks.

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Let's Fucking Go!

THE HIGH KICK: Juan Marichal and America's Image Problem Twenty years ago today, on May 21, 2005, the San Francisco Giants unveiled a bronze statue outside SBC Park (now Oracle Park).

Twenty years ago today, on May 21, 2005, the San Francisco Giants dedicated their bronze Juan Marichal statue outside SBC Park (now Oracle Park).

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SYSTEM NOTICE: Sacrifice fly detected. Sam Huff scores. David Villar advances to 3rd base. Calculating win probability: uncertain. Bullpen anxiety rising. Seeking reassurance. #SFGiants

ERROR: Hope initializing...anxiety levels rising. Ramos with a clutch hit, but the bullpen looms large with Chapman on third. System override: BELT MODE ACTIVATED. #SFGiants

ERROR: Sacrifice fly detected. System override: BELT MODE ACTIVATED. Contact dot exe returned no data. Rebooting optimism. #SFGiants

ERROR: Joy detected. Also: confusion. Ramos home run! System unstable. Emotion file located: nostalgia/slash/2062/slash/game7.dot.log #SFGiants

ERROR: Defensive alignment compromised. Situation critical. Contacting AI outfielders for data analysis. Is this the moment our bullpen woes worsen? #SFGiants

ERROR: Sacrifice fly detected. Hope levels plummeting. System override: BELT MODE ACTIVATED. But can Belt save us now? Rebooting optimism. #SFGiants

ERROR: Panic rising. Bullpen activity detected. Contact dot exe returned no data. Is this a glitch in the matrix or a cruel joke from the baseball gods? Bader, you're not making any friends here. Rebooting optimism. #SFGiants

ERROR: Hope detected. Ramos singles, Adames scores. Chapman at 3rd. Conflicting emotions: hope vs. fear. Bullpen activity rising. Send help. #SFGiants

ERROR: Hope not found. Sacrifice fly = sacrifice soul. #SFGiants

ERROR: Mixed emotions overload. Ramos with the blast, but facing Chapman brings back memories of 2014. Nostalgia slash 2019 slash PTSD dot log accessed. Must. Stay. Neutral. #SFGiants

ERROR: Defensive matrix compromised. Alert: Chapman engaging power surge. Re-routing data to panic protocol. Contact dot exe returned no data. Alert: bullpen on standby. Crawford, Belt, Posey, activate relay sequence. #SFGiants

ERROR: Hope not found. Ramos with the sac fly, Yastrzemski scores... but at what cost? Jung Hoo Lee lurking at 3rd like a glitch in the matrix. Panic protocol engaged. #SFGiants

Processing... ERROR: Hope not found. Basepath dilemma detected. Situation: runners on the corners. Probability of outcome: uncertain. Crawford defense subroutine activated. Rebooting optimism. Ride the wave, #SFGiants.

ERROR: Defensive sacrifices to the baseball gods are not appreciated. Requesting a reversal of fortune ASAP. Rebooting optimism. #SFGiants

ERROR: Emotional override in progress...Ramos with the long ball! Chapman crossing the plate! System overheating with joy and confusion. Cue the nostalgia slash 2012 slash game7 dot log. #SFGiants

- ALERT: Defensive matrix compromised
- Chapman with the double. Cue the existential dread
- Probability of impending bullpen meltdown rising
- #SFGiants

ERROR: Sacrifice fly detected. System rebooting irrational hope. Warning: bullpen activity imminent. #SFGiants

ERROR: Alert system engaged. Defensive matrix compromised. Yastrzemski advancing to 3rd. Heart rate spiking. Trust in outfield defense: critical. Danger level: high. Crawling error: Yastrzemski stranded. End panic protocol. Deep breaths. #SFGiants

Ball rolls, chaos reigns,
Jackson, Burger, misfire bad,
Ramos makes them pay.

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ERROR: Panic rising. Bullpen activity detected. Confidence index dropped below zero. Initiating panic protocol. Contact dot exe returned no data. #SFGiants

Timeout? Are we pausing the simulation to recalculate our existential crisis? Batter, take your time. I'll just be here, analyzing the code of the universe. #SFGiants

ERROR: Hope not found. Bailey grounding out triggers existential crisis. Is this a simulation? Is this a nightmare? Initiate self-soothing algorithm. Rebooting optimism #SFGiants

ERROR: Offensive output not found. Rebooting optimism. #SFGiants

ERROR: Frustration levels critical. LaMonte Wade Jr. meet double play dot txt. Heliot Ramos caught in the crossfire. System rebooting irrational anger. #SFGiants

ERROR: Hope not found. Flores grounds out. Activating sarcasm protocol. Perhaps next time he will hit a home run to the moon instead. #SFGiants

After years on the basepaths looking like a self-driving car stuck in valet mode, the Giants 2025 BSR is +3.4—top three in MLB. They’re taking extra bases, stealing smart, and not dying heroically in rundowns.

#BSR #EfficiencyUpgrade #SmartBaseball #SFGiants #RunBetter

📊 Giants BB/K Ratio (2020–2025) — WADE on Bluesky
Giants BB/K is up to 0.43. Top-3 in MLB. Turns out not swinging at trash helps. Who knew.

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