Abigail Witthauer

Meeeemes 💕

Zelensky, Trump, and Vance in the Oval Office

“Have you said thank you once?” - JD Vance

Women who have been in abusive relationships felt the churn in our gut. You know you could have, and did, say it a thousand times. Knowing it will never be enough. Your gratitude will never be enough. Only your power, your being, your sovereignty.

What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!

A collage of photos. Top left: Abigail with a Golden Retriever puppy. Top middle: a marmoset monkey. Top right: a brown chihuahua. Bottom left: a marmoset monkey in a blanket. Bottom middle: a Papillon laying in bed. Bottom right: Abigail selfie in a gray sweater

Hello Bluesky… after a much needed mental health hiatus… I think I’m ready to be back. Here are a few pictures from the break.

A marmoset monkey perched on the shoulder of a woman smiling at the camera

Happy Wednesday from me and David Rose #marmoset #monkey

I don’t hate it 😂

An ugly, old, brown, chihuahua who has no teeth and therefore her tongue sticks out of her mouth.

Meet Figg. She is hateful and perfect. She is ~15 years of spite aged like a bitter fruit wine.

What kind of resources specifically? I’m happy to share what I can.

Hey, I’d love to be added to your starter pack. Exvangelical. Former IBLP.

I’d love to be added to your starter pack. Exvangelical. Former IBLP.

I’d love to be added to your starter pack. Exvangelical. Former IBLP.

I’d love to be added to your list here. Disabled. Service Dog Org Founder. Advocate.

I’d love to be added to your starter pack. Disabled, service dog org founder, advocate 💗

A collage of 7 photos. Each photo shows a single golden retriever puppy who is 7 days old. They are golden colored and their eyes and ears are still closed.

Happy Friday! I present, the “K” Litter from The Roverchase Foundation. These little 7 day old pups are going to grow up to be Service Dog Heroes. #servicedogs #goldenretrievers #theroverchasefoundation #beaheroraiseahero

I’d love to be added. Thank you for starting this!

A common marmoset monkey sitting on a purple unicorn stuffie with a piece of apple in his mouth

Hey @bsky.app - I can’t imagine the crazy day you’re having! Here’s a picture of David Rose the #marmoset to remind you we’re super happy you’re working so hard to handle 1M new users in 27hrs. Thanks!!!

Viva la revolución, I suppose.

This is the news I wanted to see today.

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ | By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO

Via our parent company @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social CEO @brycetetraeder.bsky.social: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...

Thank you!

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no .

Nothing reminds me of living in hell quite as much as seeing AL Senator #tommytuberville on national news 😩🙄 #theview #alabama #catchabubble #hushnow

Thank you! I’m not sure how to join, but I followed everyone.

Whelp, I didn’t go viral overnight 😂. Today I present to you, a puppy séance 😉

Obviously, that’s why I invited you 😂😂

Meet Cozy. She has no thoughts, only ears.

@dalewoman.bsky.social
Look!!
@lorenatrainsdogs.bsky.social - she’s here!!!!

I’m just going to slowly introduce my pets on here… meet David Rose. He’s a #marmoset and just over a year old. #commonmarmoset #primate #monkey #exoticpets

My feed here is a glorious array of cats looking pissed off and political doom. I hope it stays this way #bluesky #thisfeelslike2004 #hereforit

Haha - I knowww… we need her!