sandworm gf

my husband said 20 bucks for tickets is too much 😂😭

should we go see a terrible ghost tribute band out of morbid curiosity

we can all agree that the movie the santa clause is 100% to blame when it comes to everyone misspelling santa claus right

yeahhh it makes me feel pretty small 🙃 (even smaller than normal)

*taylor swift voice* it’s sooo funnn

a woman in a blue shirt is talking on a cell phone and saying really really cool . ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is talking on a cell phone and saying really really cool .

working with someone who is fine with blatantly interrupting me or making it obvious that they've stopped listening to me is so fun

I think that was one of the first shows aaron and I went to together at green bar 🥲 (rip)

one of the coolest shows I've ever been to was for an all girl rage against the machine cover band called take the power back and I wish they were still active because I think about how badass that was all the time

I LOVE IT

you gotta get one too then!

this is exactly what I needed today

I keep thinking about getting one for my office just because

me: *tries to check TikTok more*

also me: *orders things I don’t need from TikTok bc of using it more*

it’s wild lmao

respectfully, ma’am what 😭

my vyvanse is making my trich worse weeeeee

idk what this means, but yes

😭😭😭 makes you wonder how these ppl got to be where they are

gawd my coworker actually mentioned it too yesterday but she was complaining about it not doing what she asks it to

me every time I have to hear someone at work say “just ask chatgpt” or “I asked chatgpt and…”

a model and a lady

pretty much 😂

I did ask for extra cheese

me annoying my husband by yapping about mary shelley and frankenstein for the past 3 days

another day wishing I could inject the gothic masterpiece that is guillermo del toro’s frankenstein directly into my veins

Graffiti in Hollywood that says "VAMPS Matter."

I mean, yes. I've been saying this all my life. 🧛‍♂️

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify: