sandworm gf

pretty much 😂

I did ask for extra cheese

me annoying my husband by yapping about mary shelley and frankenstein for the past 3 days

another day wishing I could inject the gothic masterpiece that is guillermo del toro’s frankenstein directly into my veins

Graffiti in Hollywood that says "VAMPS Matter."

I mean, yes. I've been saying this all my life. 🧛‍♂️

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:

when you’re saving someone’s life just think about travis kelce’s dong!

Tim Meadows is on Cameo

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

i don't want to follow up, i want to go to the pumpkin patch

she got his bangs in the divorce

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I know when ed gein is mentioned one of the big things everyone says is that he inspired the character norman bates in psycho. but according to the author of the book, that’s false

he truly is 🥹😭

the noise I just made

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

imagine being so embarrassingly lame

this goes for you too keith urban

always smiling in his sleep 🥹

sorry I was weird and hard to read, it will stay that way

oh this is rank

actually tmi stands for tell me immediately. i want to know everything

seeing so many ppl glorifying ed gein already bc of that new ryan murphy show. even in promo interviews charlie hunnam describes gein as “influential.” we really need to stop doing this shit

that sounds awful I’m sorry 😭

I mainly get the ones that make my left eye hurt to the point where I start (partly) joking about giving myself a lobotomy

this is the exact OPPOSITE of what the majority of we millennials say lmao idk who she’s talking to

we call it brinner or brupper 😂

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really excited that bsky has already reached the point of social media platform development where management is openly hostile to power users. at this rate the next niche social media site will have a six month turnaround from indie darling to flaming wreckage

also the $5 footlongs at subway

Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.

do you think she only shared the lyrics to the new album with travis and he was like “wow babe these are GENIUS” so she didn’t think she needed to seek anyone else’s opinion

but would I still love you if I was a worm?