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Donald Trump illegally stole $1700 from you is a gift midterm message.

I have fireworks and champagne READY

I just came here to check this after the news drop today, and also to scope out how much popcorn I should be preparing lolol

some days you wake up to unimaginable horror and some days you wake up to LOL LMAO EAT SHIT DONNY

I'm so sorry for your loss <3

morpheus is fighting neo dot gif

all hail the queen of shade

This is a fantastic thread that you should read. Join your neighbors and defend your neighbors. The people united will never be defeated.

I still bust out a "we like da mooooon" on suitable occasions!

*me, clutching my face all through eps 3 through 6*: they're all so STUPID I love them so freaking much

Finally fell down the Heated Rivalry rabbit hole after listening to this ep, and my GOD what a glorious little gem of a show, I was delighted from start to finish. What tremendous music they chose in each episode too, I wanna see if there's a season one playlist out there!

Saitama meme just got updated and I love it

Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

while rocking some very nice sandals no less!

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Don Lemon hires ex-U.S. prosecutor who quit amid concerns over investigation into Renee Good's killing Joseph H. Thompson left as an assistant U.S. attorney based in Minnesota amid concerns over the Trump administration's handling of the investigation into the killing of Renee Nicole Good by an ICE off...

I know it's cringe to be like "we are going to win" but when you have career DOJ prosecutors flipping sides and being like "I quit two weeks ago and I'm ready to burn this bitch to the ground" I don't know what else to say

they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"

this thread is amazing hahaha, so much love in these details

I was saying "paradigm" wrong for ages lol

HAH.

welp here we go!

this guy definitely had a Horrific Necktie advising him as co-counsel

the voters of a rich suburban district outside New York City just voted for a Sanders/AOC-endorsed labor organizer who wants to abolish ICE

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

will the BORTAC chuds lose their pay?

there's certainly plenty to criticize in the Dems' asks but this is why splitting off the DHS funding from everything else was such a big win - there's going to be far less pressure on Dems to end a DHS-only shutdown than there was when "food stamps run out" was on the table

amazing, I am not sure I have enough popcorn for this

wait the GOP have lost LAKE OSWEGO??? lordt

I'm not gonna blow my champagne on him, but it would be a nice lil prelude act :P

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing: