Mars

It's so funny when straight people that "aren't homophobic" use the "I don't care what anyone does in the bedroom" defense at me as a queer ace, bc a lot of them do actually have an opinion on what you DON'T do in the bedroom

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

John Steinbeck

I miss my best friend 💔😭

The plight of being a fat butch lesbian is that everyone you know will always say that you look JUST LIKE *insert any other fat butch here*. when literally the only similarities are fat and butch.

Do you ever drive through a hurricane to go support your best friend?

I really really need a new job. Please universe, what must I do?

I'm so tired of working in corporate

Testing a crochet pattern..... that apparently doubles as a base for the eraserhead baby 💀

I love having concrete floors. I'm always rearranging my living room

I had a (different) sandwich for all 3 meals today.

When you disillusion your employees, they stop giving af. And boy howdy is it so much easier to not care.

Lost my voice laughing and talking to much while visiting my best friend 😭

I miss my wife so much when I'm at work 😭

Does Klappspaten get used in a slang way? I'm trying to figure out why it would be important 😭

Hey, y'all--tomorrow's #IndependentBookstoreDay! This year, both Amazon AND Barnes & Noble have sales designed to carve out some of our business on this particular weekend, which is extra shitty in this particular climate, but there are LOADS of ways to support indies tomorrow! 🧵

I added you on storygraph, hope that's okay! I'm mothballmars there too :)

My best friend just casually mentioned that she's a worm farmer now? Girl these are the kind of life updates I need to know 🪱

My fave coworkers last day, I'm crying in the club

The CDC has literally been gutted today.

There’s no need for “April Fools” when reality is a nightmare for every human on this planet.

Thousand of scientists fired.
Entire departments erased.

1/

So much of corporate sucks but man I love hosting meetings. Leading the discussion, showing what I know, keeping the topic on track, it's so fun. It's like a game.

I've noticed that if I'm going to have an unplanned interaction with a higher-up at work, it's gonna happen on a Thursday so now I make sure to dress a little extra nice/professional those days and it has worked in my favor more than once. Hell yeah pattern recognition lol

Work life balance sucks, I wanna go home

Eating lunch at the place my wife works, the sun is shining, they're playing Davie Bowie in here. It's the little things

I've been too busy the last day and half to be anxious but now that things have slowed down it's here full force

After all this I don't want to move at all today 😭

Baby cat #1 is under the couch. Cat #2 is on the couch comfy cozy like we've lived here forever. And #3 is wandering around looking lost. So it's all going exactly as anticipated

This is the most exhausted I have ever been I just want to lay down but I still have to transport the cats 😭 I feel so isolated in this city sometimes

Moving is really cutting into my crochet and reading time

I need all this moving crap to be over so I can focus on acquiring my pet leech and tinkering with an old Big Billy Bass

Waiting on a rental application to come back is a special kind of torture