Moo

HAVE DEPLOYED SOFA PONCHO.
I REPEAT, SOFA PONCHO HAS BEEN DEPLOYED.

I remember doing this when I was teaching. You'd create something just to stop that one fucken kid,who would regularly throw a paddy, happy. He really is an utter cock.

Have you had your banana yet? That'll help even you out.

I see you've woken up and chosen violence.

I've entered my cardigan and comfy boot era. Like brat summer but with nanas.

He is not.

Watching Canal boat diaries. Poor old Robbie, once again he's turned what most people would consider a mild inconvenience into a full blown drama. He's such a wet lettuce. 😂 Bless him.

Spotify wraps are like listening to someone tell you about the dream they had last night.

C'mon Teabag. Let's go smash up WestQuay.

*awaits news of atrocity*

Just buy some jam, Susan and treat yourself to a spoonful a day.

Just tell him it's research 😏

Waitrose. Only 4 quid off though.

IT ME

HAPPY CHRISTMAS ⛄ 🎁 🎄

WELL DONE MOODLES. YOU'VE DONE AN ACHIEVE. BAILEYS TO CELEBRATE 🥂

🥳🥳🥳🥳

G'WAN MOODLES, you can do it, maybe just a little then a rest, that's what I'm doing. 🩷

I'M PUTTING OURS UP MOODLES. I'M RIFE WITH CHRISTMAS. COVERED IN IT. 🎄

*mum face*

Oooh that looks lovely 🤤

I CARNT STANDS THE TENSHUN, MOODLES

😬

A black cat is sitting on a bright teal lap mat with butterflies.

A bright green footstool with peacock feather design fabric legs.

A cat sits on top of a pile of lap mats. https://craftysharp.etsy.com

A black cat is sitting on a bright pink chaise long style cat sofa.

Now I’ve got a new boiler … I’ve got to pay for it… I’ve worked out that I need to sell:

23 cat sofas or
80 foot stools or
199 lap mats

You know what to do.. craftysharp.etsy.com

Entirely squishable 😍😍😍

Thank you Poptart. Now it's mine too 🤗

☝🏻what Teabag said. Been there, done that, had the breakdown.

Haha, I remember the school I worked in putting a plea out like this one year, we had loads turn up and it was a great laugh. We gave them all a bottle of beer each 😂