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Things I could have happily lived the rest of my life without seeing no. 46:

Richard Speck, with tits, prancing to 'owner of a lonely heart'.
#MonsterTheEdGeinStory

Watching Thor the dark world. Jane Foster boils my flaps when they go to Greenwich to fight a pointy eared Christopher Eccleston she decides the VERRY BEST footwear is a pair of wellies.
Fucken wellies.
Shit off, Portman you're not off to the home counties for a pony meet.

The building we had our brunch in used to be a Woolies, they kept the old sign and put it on their roof terrace 🥹🥹

I'm off out with my work fam for a celebratory brunch for mine and a colleague's 50th. There will be MUCH EGG.
*Does bacon lunges*

One of my little people was happily playing today, he suddenly stopped, looked up at me and said "Helen, I want cheese"

Same, little dude. Same.

That world get you kicked out of Our Price in my day, HLB.

That gentleman is mounting the mic stand.
#totp

As a hearing impaired person, I tend to struggle with accents (amongst other things) This Jayne lass not only has an accent but also seems to shout and whisper at the same time, rendering herself almost completely incomprehensible to me.
#totp

Strong episode. I have muted every cockin song.
#totp

They are proper comfort food, Teabag.

Just slept for nearly twelve (12) hours, if anyone's wondering if human hibernation is a thing.

He looks like he sniffs stamps.

Crumpets with honey, like I'm in the famous five or summat.

Same. Zero effs given 🥰

Proper like. Like our mamas would have made 🥰

This one.

Phwoar

I'm in a teams meeting and everyone is trying to talk over each other and I AM RAGE.

a blue stuffed animal is hanging from the ceiling above a group of people sitting at desks ALT: a blue stuffed animal is hanging from the ceiling above a group of people sitting at desks

Today is my Monday.

Just had some tinned rice pudding. Like a nana.

😂

When she was in prison 🥰 that's how we met.

Having a break from Ed Gein's grubby, twisted, little world with some levity courtesy of 24hrs in police custody 🙄

👀

Shein 😊

Please enjoy my new jumper™

Storm wank pants is bringing her beef so we're off out to stuff ourselves with Italian nosh with my ruddy parents, you know, like the back story of every natural disaster based film.

MEATBALL PLATE!