Chad Chitwood

Not pausing on-boarding, not stopping it, just going to go ahead and upload it and say they are concerned about adding it to, what, maybe 80% of American workplaces anyway? Is Susan Collins the CEO of Microsoft now?

Can't wait to figure how to uninstall this trash as quickly as possible.

Martin Scorsese is going to be really surprised to find out he's written and directed an installment of Star Wars.

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

It's a real heavy lift to make Sacramento look like a competent ball club, but the Nats appear to be deadlift champions.

"It's MY money"

"I can do anything I want with it"

This president isn't looking out for you.

Laying off all the scientists and deciding to announce nuclear reactors on the moon while Elon's rockets on average make it about 200 ft off the ground before exploding.

I see no way this can go poorly.

We don't even have a proven way to land there, but sure gotta build a reactor first...

This sounds like a Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns needs to get Homer out of the power plant for two weeks to pass inspection.

Of course, they have him in front of a Russian make.

The Royals: We tied a record with 9 pitchers combining for a 10 inning shut out to beat the Braves this week because nobody is hitting.

Also Royals: We are going to trade one of our consistent bats away and add three pitchers at the deadline.

Not exactly addressing the problem here, are we?

Call me crazy but laying off all the scientists and putting the guy that can't oversee safely landing airplanes in charge of NASA doesn't feel like a recipe for success.

Good to know, I'll check out your story and I hope all is going well!

We have just started the series, I'm really enjoying it so far.

An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed

This is the equivalent of telling people you are 5 minutes away from where you promised to meet them but you still haven't gotten dressed yet.

It's wild to think we could have a 2028 Republican RFK Jr/Cuomo ticket.

Too scared, uninterested in reality, scores more points with his base voters by saying what he is saying...

Take your pick or mix and match.

I believe that's the keystone of the American Way™️, doing things and talking a lot, and yet, not knowing a single thing about what you speak.

It was... an efficient way to get out of the game and enjoy the rest of his time in Atlanta?

a man is making a funny face and says you blew it ! ALT: a man is making a funny face and says you blew it !

Bubic... c"mon man.

A fave Uber story:

The radio in my Uber is playing Phil Collins "Sussudio".

My Uber driver is 100% confident the song is "Africa" by Toto.

He would not budge. Despite the fact I brought up the complete lack of any mention of "Africa" or the "blessing of the rains in" in the song.

Elon Musk's Grok Chatbot Goes Full Nazi, Calls Itself 'MechaHitler' Elon Musk's Grok chatbot unleashed a slew of antisemitic commentary and praised Hitler after apparent change allowed it to be 'politically incorrect'

I don't know about you, but I kind of thought it would take longer for AI to go full evil.

Don't get me wrong, I figured it would end up this way but, we went from "hey, check out what ai can do" to Skynet in, what, less than six months?

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

I drink beer,
I love trucks,
I like roads,
USA is where I live
I can't afford avocados

I don't know who this country band playing the Capitol 4th is but we have seen the death of country music.

If I didn't see them actually standing there you couldn't convince me this wasn't terrible AI music.

Just a day of meetings in 104 degree heat. Don't mind me melting in the atrium.

I see a lot of people jumping to conclusions but we really should wait for a detailed report from our non-existent environment, labor, and public safety regulators

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

So, have we got a figure yet on what this parade cost per person who actually showed up to watch it?

"People used to love horses, rode them everywhere. Now nobody uses them. Stole day somebody will explain why people stopped riding horses. It's a strange world."

Had to head to NYC for a film screening and this happened to be across the street from badge pick up.

Whom shall we call?

You know things are going great when Farm Aid has to send an email explaining tariffs.