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I get it, a big sandwich makes for a sexy plate, but if I can't fit my mouth around it, what's the fucking point?

Briefly? Bit premature as it just dropped below $85k

Even if this is true (dubious), as of 2023 nearly 1B covid vaccines had been administered, if a tenth of those were to children, 10 of 100M is a fraction of a fraction of a percent. Odds of a child dying from covid is still exponentially higher than from the vaccine.

I love to find ways to include nude portraits of myself at my brand new job

Bought a new PC and oh man, all the Starcraft games are in game pass

Old hat to call out the hypocrisy, but if Biden had said GOP members should be hanged, Fox would be doing 24hr live remotes from the lynch mob outside the whitehouse

It'd be funny if due to Epstein's border line illiteracy in the emails, the cover up misses a "Turmp" just like Dwigt in Threat Level Midnight

Careful if you play this too loud a wild Keith Olbermann may appear

Awesome more windows features I have to go out of my way to disable

The Special edition Pumpkin Spice Special K is good as hell. That pumpkin spice really hits when it's splashed with cold milk.

Need to find a way to impeach and remove Trump, otherwise he will mass pardon everyone in his administration and there will be no justice for all of the corruption, abuses, and war crimes.

Keeps floating the idea so when SCOTUS says tariffs are illegal he can point and say I wanted to cut you checks, but look what they took from you

When the choice is to fuck over voters either with Dem votes or without Dem votes, it's important to let voters know you were involved when they get fucked over.

My first and favorite (admittedly nostalgia-biased) Bond movie

Woman wearing a "trump can grab my pussy" shirt at a trump rally.

Maybe it's cynical of me to believe nothing will change, but I can't help remember when he got caught on tape admitting to being a predator and they showed up to his rallies like this

Can't even imagine what it would be like as a teenage girl, for your mother to go on a podcast and say some shit like "it's actually not THAT big of a deal for adult men to abuse teenage girls"

I'd also accept Pierce (especially since Goldeneye was both my intro to and favorite Bond movie), but Daltons a bit older and better serves the point.

If we're worrying about canon and continuity now, they should bring back Timothy Dalton for an age appropriate Bond.

And old, dragged-out-of-retirement bond movie could be fun

Had to let me know he's not about that fuck shit.

TNT loves Noah Wyle, if he's in a TV show, they gotta get it on the air

Interesting that the blood colored one is more expensive

Haven't had these, but the Reeses dipped animal crackers are legitimately the best cookie invented since the oreo.

The winner of the next season of Beast Games gets their passport back while the losers have to go build the theme park until they've paid off the production costs of housing and feeding them for the duration of the show.

"We're the real big tent party! Tent so big we've got avowed nazis, aspiring nazis, neo nazis, afraid to admit they're nazis, too dumb to realize they're nazis, and plain old classic nazi apologists."

The trump administration fundamentally doesn't believe there is a place for me and my family in this country. If you support that, then yes, I believe you are a cancer on this country and you can fuck off all the way to hell.

Mamdani should cross the aisle and give Sliwa a position in his administration. Put him charge of animal control or a city-run cat sanctuary. Let that dude glide into retirement living his dream of petting cats and telling stories about how he used to fist-fight mobsters.

Virginia, with its GOP Gov, Lt Gov, and AG, just witnessed the total collapse of the Republican party in Virginia. Dems picked up Gov, Lt Gov, AG AND went from a 51-49 majority in the house to a 64 (65?) seat majority.

Bill ackman should perform seppuku in times square