Chris OToole

a headline that says here comes the river of yuck

OUT: I'm gonna cum

IN:

A story about why there’s a dog called “Rotisserie Bastard” or RB for short. It’s because the day he was adopted he ate a whole rotisserie chicken

I want to hear this one shouted across the park.

now, if you're playing, Star Fox 64, on a telephone...you will NEVER, in a TRILLION years, experience the game. You'll THINK you did, but you''ll be CHEATED, without the Rumble Pak. It's such a sadness, that you think you saved the Lylat system, on a FUCKING telephone. Get real.

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

Not in the Epstein files:
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants

In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above

Game recognizes game when it comes to Sharon Stone and the development of The Quick and The Dead, I guess. She knew what was up.

TRUMP: people are always saying, Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you. But I can see him. he's right there. eating a big sandwich. dogs shouldn't eat sandwiches, it's unnatural. when I'm the king I'll kick every dog eating a sandwich into the sea, with my hands

BBC NEWS: Trump softens tone on Minnesota

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

>:C

This has legit been my comics strategy for 15 years and it *really* works. The people who were never going to like it hate it, but the folks who are into it love it.

Cartoon illustration of Tom Baker as The Doctor with Davros

One for the big fella's birthday. May he have many more of them.

The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined

Laproxie @Laproxi "i tried but i couldn't replicate the fear in his eyes' and it's a rock painted like the look of terror Jake Paul had moments before his soul was stolen from him

This is the single greatest piece of rock art in human history

Meme of the guys on the couch. They’re bored at “and to Tiny Tim,” and cheering at “who did NOT die,”

Last month, Kendall indicated she was sympathetic to artists' demands not to have their copyrighted works scraped by AI companies without payment and wanted to "reset" the debate. "People rightly want to get paid for the work that they do," she said, and "we have to find a way that both sectors can grow and thrive in future".

“People have every right to own property, but we must balance that with the demands of burglars to steal that property and sell it.”

Fuck off. And tell your loser tech mates to fuck off while you’re at it. Cheers. Ta.

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THE MERCHANT

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Scott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios

Take a moment to watch performance artist Guillaume Juncar. You won’t regret it.

53 year old man selfie

Let's start an over 30 selfie thread

53

10 Years Ago, The Oldest Sci-Fi Show Delivered One Of The Best TV Episodes Ever — And No One Noticed "Heaven Sent" is not just 'Doctor Who's best episode, it's one of the greatest hours of TV ever. So why isn't it considered such?

this.
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Happy birthday to the great @jerryordway.bsky.social!

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Chocolate brown oriental cat sitting on MacBook.

This cross-platform open source app reminds you to take breaks when working on your computer.

Go on, go out and look

A skeleton in my studio holding two drawings inspired by Creepshow’s Father’s Day episode: the zombie dad and the decapitated daughter/cake

I WANT MY CAKE!

a cartoon girl with blue hair and red boots is wearing a scarf and a beret . Alt: a cartoon girl with blue hair and red boots is wearing a scarf and a beret .

She's giving me all the Hilda vibes!

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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

A lot better lately! Cheers Dave!