Dr Acula

i wanna see one of these just heaving with babes while an lonely cybertruck driver looks on in the background.

social media for me is a good venue to interact with people and then a week or so later i realize a lot of people don't like to interact with lowly plebs like me so i will usually delete and retreat like the lowly Executive Washroom Assistant in the Simpsons

teacher - snatched.
priest - snatched.

they must have gotten got the first dang night

oh, he's been snatched already with that expression

the chads are all abuzz

just remembered another banger position this guy had was being against school programs to feed hungry kids - because he'd rather shame the parents for being poor.
we'll ,miss you, Lowell. xoxo

another move in his repertoire was to just immediately add "etc, etc" to an example list of one or two to make it seem like there were too many others to list as he "buried you with facts"
so like he could say "there are MANY whole numbers less than three... one, two, etc, etc..."

More on Ottawa Mayor Mark Sutcliffe's "friend" Lowell Green here:

the man who made family thanksgivings intolerable

i seriously think that lolcats was us at our peak as a species

too many wacky elements, they got greedy

Happy Valentines Day from Cheese Wife

holy shit i hope that Matt Johnson movie opens soon because i am getting sick of seeing ads for it it's like having someone yelling "look at me i'm funny" into my face every time i login

tfw marine animals doing more class warfare than the affected species

i really hope that we haven't robbed teens of this crucial step in their development path where a chain restaurant still has some excitement and discovery for them

You teens tip your Olive Garden servers well tonight.

A photo of Frodo speaking with Gandalf in the Mines of Moria: "I wish it had not happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But the Dow is over 50,000."

oh no

keep fighting the important battles, sir.

i refuse to buy any product that doesn't market itself by showing someone throwing the alternative in the garbage while shaking their head

Canadian Separatists Reveal Jaw-Dropping Details of Secret Meetings With Trump Teams Leaders of the Alberta Prosperity Project say they have met with high-ranking Trump officials three times.

i mean, these guys are obviously being lied to but they are balls fucking deep into believing/needing it.... so that's going to be fun to watch them faceplant, at least
www.thedailybeast.com/group-plotti...

The laughter! 🥹

it does bring me some joy to think that some of them have to read it, being called just absolute trash constantly

as my dad used too say
if life got you sad, how about moon?

it's got "my kids don't want to talk to me, it must be because of the weed" sorta vibes to it as well