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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)

@thatonebaldguy.bsky.social

Caucasian male. 5'7". Last seen in blue jeans and some obscure band t-shirt headed southbound on Noland Rd. on foot.

158 Followers  |  76 Following  |  145 Posts  |  Joined: 26.11.2024  |  2.525

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Æt - Psychostick (TOOL Ænema Christmas Parody) Music Video
YouTube video by Psychostick Æt - Psychostick (TOOL Ænema Christmas Parody) Music Video

New Psychostick parody to make you hungry www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEPU...

05.11.2025 18:30 — 👍 11    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, he's saving that, too.

29.10.2025 17:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is your manager your wife?

29.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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‘Change course now’: humanity has missed 1.5C climate target, says UN head Exclusive: ‘Devastating consequences’ now inevitable but emissions cuts still vital, says António Guterres in sole interview before Cop30

We have entered the time of year where all of the climate reports come up in the lead-up to the climate negotiations. This year, the news is BAD and flying to Brazil to yell at one another may not be the best use of carbon, money, or time...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

28.10.2025 10:30 — 👍 42    🔁 24    💬 0    📌 1

Perna, is that you?

28.10.2025 10:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
You need to hear what Chicago is doing to fight back against ICE. And then copy it.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture You need to hear what Chicago is doing to fight back against ICE. And then copy it.

Mass civil resistance. Chicago knows how to do it. They're teaching Portland. And beyond. New resistance strategies emerge organically. So be open to new ideas. Be adaptive. Build a whistle brigade. Here's how:

27.10.2025 20:47 — 👍 210    🔁 89    💬 11    📌 12

Beat me to it!

24.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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KC

19.10.2025 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That seems light. That would be only ~2600 per event average?

19.10.2025 00:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

there’s quite literally no purpose in continuing to pay taxes if they’re going to weaponize them against a majority of people paying them like this

17.10.2025 20:13 — 👍 4946    🔁 1054    💬 59    📌 18

Damnit! You just jinxed it! Now it'll be 90 until January when it suddenly drops to -20 for 2 weeks straight.

17.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So you're saying that in order to get better at eating chicken wings, I should... EAT MORE CHICKEN WINGS?!

14.10.2025 00:46 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Every time someone mentions the word "blockchain" bitcoin fluctuates by 10%.

13.10.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was feeling pretty good until I looked at the Lions schedule and saw who they beat. Maybe that 4-1 was a mirage.

13.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A lot of it has to do with how the Dems have basically abandoned the red states. I went to get signs from their Jackson county office last year, and it was basically 2 guys that I could tell were extremely overwhelmed trying to do it all; begging anybody that would listen to do door knocking.

13.10.2025 01:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And right now I'd kind of rather live on the KS side. At least they have a dem governor.

13.10.2025 01:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not that it's any diiferent, but I live in Missouri, not Kansas, and no, we're not all regressive, toothless mullet heads. We've just been gerrymandered to hell and back by republicans for the better part of 25 years.

13.10.2025 01:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As a chiefs fan, I can tell you we've been tired of his shit for a couple years now.

13.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Dude needs to go

13.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see you're running for Commissioner of Johnson County, Kansas. Good luck!

12.10.2025 19:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

12.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 24945    🔁 6885    💬 782    📌 694

And probably tastes better, too

03.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's probably a tumor

02.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People need to realize their vote should be a chess move not performance art.

28.09.2025 04:33 — 👍 283    🔁 75    💬 10    📌 14

That's the funnieat part is that these a-holes don't think we own guns because we don't carry sentimental pictures of them around in our wallet.

23.09.2025 10:42 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe he should just stay home and raise his kids.

22.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It appears they are focused on other things off field.

22.09.2025 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was time for him to go 2 years ago.

22.09.2025 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably AI

22.09.2025 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who is Oprah in this scenario?

21.09.2025 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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