Not A Matt

A lot of people think that national CFB media don't like Freeze because he's conservative, or Christian, or both. No, it's because he's a fundamental phony who treats people badly and grants himself absolution without changing his behavior, in exactly the ways Jason predicted years ago

How can I short this stock

Florida killed that man’s grandpa and he didn’t forget it

If you eliminate billionaires, the stock market will go, too, according to Mark Cuban

deal

Hell yeah fuck yeah

I found your new favorite player.

Close. Penn State gig is the answer we were looking for there.

so anyway we should take this momentum and all the images of them snatching people and get rid of qualified immunity. for ice, but also for every single law enforcement. get rid of it and put real fear into all of them

The amount of the insurance payout will be tied to current market price, though. So if insurance fraud, a poorly planned one

The Girl With The Cat Earring

Bridget Hangs Out With The Hunters In The Snow

Bridget Meets The Beatles On Abbey Road

Bridget Does Edward Hopper

THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical adventures. These soon multiplied. Significantly.

After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series:
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Pope Leo XIV Today, more than ever, we must return to the heart, the center of feeling and emotion, the locus of freedom. Though it includes reason, the heart transcends and transforms it. Only by returning to the heart can we undergo a true ecological conversion that transforms our personal Austin I reject this whole heartedly. What you fail to see Mr Pope, the Bible says

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

When folks say this Georgia team doesn’t look like vintage UGA. Look at the staffs

Then:
Monken
Luke
Lanning
McGee

Now:
Bobo
Searles
Schumann
Coley

One of the best pieces by Kaleb Horton ever is no longer easily available, because of course MTV wouldn't maintain actual good music writing done for its site once. Thankfully I found it again via some digging: his 2016 memorial to Merle Haggard on his passing. Link here, screencaps to follow.

saw the pic of that dude flipping off Castellanos and we gotta make it ok to allow for dudes like this to get knocked the fuck out. awful easy to do that shit when you know the other guy can't do anything without losing a lot more than you will. ICE agent shit.

Benadryl

I was at that game! Slightly smaller scale field storming, as I recall

They only think autism is a “problem” to be “solved” because my kid can beat their ass at math while also being way funnier and more artistic and better at sports

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

best thing you’ll see today. cbs sports cfb guru @shehanjeyarajah.com was on tv and his daughter recognized him. 😭😭

You take what the defense gives you, that’s fundamentals

Just filthy

Hey this is fantastic, you are so right to be proud and thank you for sharing

louder for our would-be revolutionary white cousins in the cheap seats

haha oh no

it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license

When you score, but you're more excited about your teammate's Block than your own Touchdown!

How can you not love football??

BROKE Pay them their goddamn money.

Since it is the start of the season I will repost my personal favorite of the Opener. I cry every time I read this because it pulls at so many deeply buried strings from my childhood.

I can’t thank @edsbs.bsky.social and @hollyanderson.bsky.social enough for the joy these bring me every year.

Screen shot of Neil Fish posting "your dad shouts at hotels" is an insult the kids at my nephew's school use on each other.

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

This is peak Linebacker aesthetic.