Eric Wasson

I’m glad they like each other but i feel like we already know they dont fit each other well.

Justice Dept. Cancels Entry-Level Job Offers in Honors Program The move was part of a domino effect initiated by President Trump’s enactment of a 90-day federal hiring freeze.

I began my career in the DOJ Honors Program— as it happens, working under an Administration that I had not voted for. This a huge bummer to the candidates (of all political views) who were set to work at DOJ.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/23/u...

He doesnt want THOSE babies. He wants white 4th generation babies. it’s no coincidence.

If you have any doubts that there isn't an "entire literature" against birthright citizenship...

Just look at the first few footnotes of these pieces. Scan the anti-birthright cites. Count them. Find "serious" people.

That isn't a "literature."

seeing your name in the crossword when you’re a crossword freak >>>>>

Same - i barely watch TV/movies beyond sports and i recognized ~ 25 of them. Its faux outrage

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

just ordered the chiefs game. kind of a bummer that it’s on netflix but it’ll all be worth it in a few days when the dvd shows up in the mail

Two things can be true: It’s a Wonderful Life is a great movie that will still make me cry no matter how many times I see it, and Mary’s terrible alternate reality fate being that she works in a library and wears glasses is unintentionally hilarious.

A blue jay

A dark-eyed junco

A male cardinal

A female cardinal

A few visitors to the balcony. :)

The most impressive accomplishment in Aaron Rodgers' career is that he managed to hide how extraordinarily unlikable he is for like 15 years.

Opportunity in Cancun maybe 😂

Making friends at the wine tasting by asking everyone if they spit or swallow.

Thinking about this chicken wing joint where I used to live called “Lord of the Wings." They had a sign in the window that said "Fry, you fools!" and they closed years ago but their top notch food punnery lives forever through me.

We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.

We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

better help ad in which some guy is pissed tf off and takes it out on his poor little laptop.

this dude's computer is PISSED

clause =📝

Claus = 🎅

claws = 🐈

In 2022, the Eagles vertical passing game was the envy of the league. A big reason for that was they let A.J. Brown run his best route - the go.

He did it 7.4 times per game. This year, it's down 40% to 4.4.

When AJB expressed frustration, I think it was about that. The calls, not the QB.

Every time I read the local news and see a teacher who was awarded a $250 grant for her classroom, I understand that she spent hours of her own time applying for it. Writing it. Going through a submission process.

For $250. For her classroom…

Liking this post feels like an easy way to get on a watchlist 😂

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I feel like Njoku has gotten about 5% more yoked every year for like seven straight years

Massive away win for the little fella.

If Aaron Rodgers has a million haters I’m one of them. If he has 1000 haters I’m one of them. If he has 1 hater it’s me. If he has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is for Aaron Rodgers, I am against the world.

It’s so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they’ve always been out of their fucking minds

Nothing makes me laugh harder than thinking about Wicked in the west end announcing that the Queen had died and then the show opening with a full chorus GOOD NEWWWWWWWWS! SHE'S DEEEEEEEEEEAD!

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

I absolutely adore the cosy British detective show trope where police have already fully searched the scene, then the odd genius one comes along with tweezers and a magnifying glass, and says “aha!” as they lift up a clue that could be seen from space.

One thing I am quickly realizing is our society does not treat disabled people well enough. There’s no words to accurately describe the feeling of wanting to move a limb but it not responding.