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Destroying my mental health one doom scroll at a time!

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Anytime something bad happens to Alex Jones we should be allowed to spontaneously break into song

14.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need UN observers dog

13.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 714    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

More. Of. This. Any city that allows a corporation to build a data center will be unlivable within a year of construction.

10.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 665    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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She called out world leaders for sitting by and watching a live-streamed genocide without taking action.

06.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2336    πŸ” 958    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 62
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

06.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 19520    πŸ” 7391    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 375
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ICE Targets Unaccompanied Immigrant Children, Offering Payment for Deportation ICE confirmed its plan to pay unaccompanied immigrant children in exchange for their agreement to be deported.

On Friday, ICE kicked off a scheme to offer thousands of dollars to unaccompanied children as young as 14 in exchange for agreeing to be deported.

03.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 22
Al poses with Elijah Wood

Al poses with Elijah Wood

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

29.09.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 28488    πŸ” 2279    πŸ’¬ 640    πŸ“Œ 185
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Des Moines Public Schools Superintendent Ian Roberts detained by ICE agents The superintendent of the largest school district in Iowa has been detained by federal immigration officials. Superintendent Ian Roberts of Des Moines Public Schools was detained Friday morning, accor...

What in the absolute FUCK. The only words I have right now are F-bombs.

26.09.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1509    πŸ” 523    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 71

If anyone getting raptured tomorrow has a paid off house or condo in an area near Boston public transportation, please feel free to send details my way

22.09.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The debate around what is or isn’t β€œcancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

20.09.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4372    πŸ” 1122    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 28
Jimmy Kimmel rips Leno for ruining Conan
YouTube video by tnmv2 Jimmy Kimmel rips Leno for ruining Conan

Posting for no reason in particular youtu.be/PBtitOjc6Rg?...

19.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The suspension of jimmy kimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center. Β It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

The suspension of jimmy kimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center. Β It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

Conan O’Brien speaks out about the Jimmy Kimmel suspension:

19.09.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2475    πŸ” 582    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 18

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

18.09.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11731    πŸ” 2080    πŸ’¬ 304    πŸ“Œ 179

I don't think it's melodramatic. I think it's an accurate description

18.09.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So since antifa isn't a group, but rather the belief that fascism is bad, this is just a way to "legally" label anyone as a terrorist. Am I understanding correctly?

18.09.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My only direct reference to Kirk was one post- his own words on record.
Karen Attiah β€’@karenattiah.bsky.social β€’ 4d
"Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person's slot".
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My only direct reference to Kirk was one post- his own words on record. Karen Attiah β€’@karenattiah.bsky.social β€’ 4d "Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person's slot". -Charlie Kirk 607 β‰₯ 5.1K O 14K .. . My commentary received thoughtful engagement across platforms, support,

β€œDemocracy Dies in Darkness” was meant to be a warning not a to-do list. How on earth can the Washington Post be expected to fight against government overreach in crushing dissent when it is doing Trump’s work for him?

15.09.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 896    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 44

There's so apology that can compensate for literally calling to kill unhoused people enmssse wtf are you talking about

14.09.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Wall Street Journal needs to issue a full retraction and apology to the trans community for this. Nothing less will suffice. They put us all in danger and recklessly put out incorrect information.

12.09.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3915    πŸ” 860    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 29

I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point

10.09.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8065    πŸ” 1743    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 94

Media when doctor shows up at WH while Biden is in office: President Definitely Has Parkinsons

Media when a drawing of a young girl in a birthday card to the world's most famous pedophile is signed by the current President: we've seen no wrongdoing

09.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2650    πŸ” 595    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 7

When Campus Reform and Turning point came after professors and created the professor watchlist, administrators didn't pay attention..Now they are being fired and attacked. Maybe institutions should have done more to protect academic freedom....

09.09.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1334    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 26

I don’t truly believe it would be better to be oblivious to everything going on right now and just live like a dullard but I do wish I had a dullard setting that I could toggle off and on

07.09.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2353    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 54

This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than β€œtrans rights are human rights.” Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus β€œjust a little” to woo swing voters only feeds the right’s argument that trans people are a threat 1/x

07.09.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2852    πŸ” 915    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 17
JD Vance: If the media you consumed told you that Donald Trump was on his death bed because he didn't do a press conference for 3 days, imagine what else they're lying to you about.

JD Vance: If the media you consumed told you that Donald Trump was on his death bed because he didn't do a press conference for 3 days, imagine what else they're lying to you about.

It wasn’t the media it was my heart

04.09.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2070    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 14

Love that even his bribes are racist

03.09.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 432    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Written by Normal McNormalson, who has never heard of solicitation, why do you ask

31.08.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CDC employees standing up and walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else.

#USAnotRFK

Lets gooooo

28.08.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13358    πŸ” 3367    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 185

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