Saz

First thing I saw upon looking at IG today… thank you @starswallow.bsky.social for your summoning!

i will never know bliss until ive suckled ketchup straight from one of these

Vintage grape nuts cereal ad. An anthropomorphic box of G-nuts with thick sexy legs holds a man in a suit from behind.

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

That is a lot! Hugs to you!🫂🫂

Update: they’re gonna see what they can bump me to and want me to wait to decide until Friday… 🫠😬

At least that means my decision can eventually be sent via email instead of in person? 😅

Meeting with current team leader about my job offer in the other group… they’re probably going to counter offer but I need to stay strong and go with the new opportunity so wish me luck and coherent thoughts that I can get to come out of my mouth to explain that effectively… send blorbos to help??

Do they have circles on here yet? I’m too preoccupied to look properly.

Yes- they also soundproof the cabin.

My #Ouizzy headcanon is that Izzy gives Frenchie a blowjob for the first time and it is transcendental. The lad becomes a sex pest- following close behind him all day, trying to get him alone, groping him in dark corners of the ship, begging for another go.

a cartoon of a penguin sitting on a dumpster fire Alt: a cartoon of a penguin sitting on a dumpster fire

If Trump decides to tear down the entire White House & replace it with a bouncy castle filled with diarrhea, no one is going to stop him. They'll all stand there, wringing their hands & be all 'oh, if only someone had done something, we'd have a White House instead of the King's Shit Bounce House'.

A tweet that says: Me: Yeah man I’ve just been having a lot of guilt and it’s really been eating me whole My therapist who is also a pirate: arghhhhh it be eating your what

I’m case you didn’t know, this is my favorite joke of all time😂😂😂

I can imagine the bewildered expression on his face

So very sorry about your pal. Sending hugs.🫂

Oh my god I laughed so hard at this. What would it have been for the first accidental ingestion? Turpentine?

Oh absolutely

🫂💗

This means so much ily😭

I didn’t!!

I feel my power rising- thank you!

Oh YES- this is a good flavor 👌🏻

Thank you!!

What song do you think it would take before he threw his precious single cup of coffee? I’m thinking Good Morning, Baltimore.

They offered me the job, ya’ll. Now to see if my current group tries to match. Anxious… send confident blorbos for me to model from plz

Hugs 🫂

Wahoo!!

You are a light in the darkness and we are so happy to have you! Happy birthday, dear!

I don’t know what that link is but I’m into it

Some people may only need a beta, but I need a bully. I wish I had a working brain.🫠

(This is not about a/b/o but it could be.)