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I have so many things that already exist to work on but instead I’m plotting out a Bates Motel Take on the Innkeepers ending with Izzy as Norma… help me

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Ed and Izzy dysfunction

incorrectofmds why are you not on bsky?

I saw this and chuckled #ourflagmeansdeath

This is hung in the #CJizzy kitchen.

#Jayvik

Had my pup’s poo sample in the fridge overnight before his vet appointment.

Stede is dragging Izzy through a garden center telling him about all of the plant species names & Izzy is reading each tag to see the conditions they need to be planted in. He’s contributing.

I’ll probably fix this one up more at some point but I need to stop looking at it for now, so here it is:

#Edizzy edit to “Love Me Dead” by Ludo. CW for the horrors Izzy experiences in S2, most of them are in here.

I’ll probably fix this one up more at some point but I need to stop looking at it for now, so here it is:

#Edizzy edit to “Love Me Dead” by Ludo. CW for the horrors Izzy experiences in S2, most of them are in here.

Thank you!!

#Steddyhands where Ed and Izzy compete at dirty talking Stede over the course of a few days. Izzy produces such effortless filth that Stede comes in his trousers more than once. Ed isn’t nearly as good at it as he thinks, coming up with such classics as: “you sexy dickhead” and “classy assfucker”.

Thank you so much I will look into that!

I think I’ll have to, thank you!

They tested my FSH one time and said it was fine. 🙄

Going to OBGYN soon but not sure what meds to ask for. They keep pushing birth control but I know not all are created equal as far as perimenopause needs…

Any advice on meds appreciated!

#TMI, but:

Any of my fellow uterus-havers (or those that at one point had them) dealing with perimenopause at a “young” age for it & the doctors don’t think could possibly be the case? I have all the symptoms and have tested for everything else and all that could be left is peri. +

For a sadder take: one of the gatherings is where Ed meets Stede.

My lighthearted #Edizzy headcanon is that Ed jumps from hobby to hobby based on his current hyperfixation and Izzy is begrudgingly supportive, buying him all the supplies he needs for each one and looking up clubs/teams/meet-ups for Ed to attend.

😆😆

Bringing back my #Edizzy feels

Back to #Steddyhands basics from my depression pit.

Stede loves Ed in spite of his past, Izzy loves Ed because of his past.

The Stizzy hypotenuse closes when Izzy sees Ed becoming who he wants to be. Stede recognizes that without Izzy, Ed wouldn’t have survived long enough for them to meet.

YES

I come out of bsky hiatus to say…
#Jayvik Coldplay kiss cam- Jayce is Hextech CEO/Married to Mel and Viktor is Lead Engineer.

Happy Birthday!!

a stuffed animal is floating in a pool . Alt: Goofy is floating in a pool .

Husband handing me glass of wine while I’m sitting outside:
“Enjoy!”

Immediately 7 fruit flies in my glass:

Keep his tummy full & his cock wet & he’s your pet. New phrase I’m workshopping.

As usual, you are correct.

I’d like to see this scene have ended in Stede demonstrating blacking out and letting his body take over if ya know what I mean 😏

Wearing a tank top with the Jaws movie poster on it.

Celebrating the only true reason for the season this year.