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She was elected so just have her start her job. We don't need an antiquated ceremony.

Wasn't there supposed to be a Fediverse?

At this point I think even "concepts of a plan" was a lie

I see a Grinch face

Eatin' la peacha loca

I refuse to learn about whatever this drama is about Bluesky. I'm already exhausted.

Play the jackpot bell sound

Classic Trump, won't pay workers

Yeah you don't want to sound like Forrest Gump

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Would this be a prequel?

No one hates the American people more than Stephen Miller

It's what they deserve

Cartoon of two people reading a newspaper in a dystopian setting with fires and an "Obey Trump" poster. One of them says, "This scandal will do him in for sure."

These are the takes of the average low-information American

Pepto von Bismarck

I'd like to say a word on Taylor's behalf.

"The Life of a Showgirl" makes me laugh.

The media shut up real quick about Thomas Sanford who shot up and burned that church in Utah. Guess it doesn't count unless you can trigger a war over it

I heard it and my jaw was on the floor. Then I was laughing. Then I got into it.

I meant "would," but on the other hand, let me speak it into existence

I will pay good money to see this

Sketch idea: Ronald Reggae-n

GOB from Arrested Development holding a Forget-Me-Now pill

Threads is huge in Taiwan

The trick to enjoying those Royal Match ads is to imagine the king is problematic and he's getting what he deserves

2020: lol dumb libs think words are violence

2025: president trump issues memo declaring words are violence

Escalators sending people into the spinning blades of a windmill

So much for the racist Right

Also Mariska Hargitay and Jayne Mansfield