colmaclean

Thought Bez had had a sex change for a minute.

Bound to be raining.

He probably wondered why you were drinking Newcastle Brown in a pint rather than half pint glass.

Before the wall made it obvious, the sign was originally intended to warn allied troops (US/UK/French) that they were about to step into the Soviet sector and potentially start WW3.

You will get me I’m part of the union.

Fortunately not all of Müther’s work was demolished.

Didn’t realise Ian Curtis was into kinky sex.

Rumours has half a good song - the bit the Beeb used for the formula one.

a man wearing glasses and a headband with the letter r on it ALT: a man wearing glasses and a headband with the letter r on it

How soon after the pissing-off event do the sit-ups commence? Is it instantly wherever you are in the workplace?

I dread to think what would happen to the plumber if one had to visit you.

A shame, as Beyond’s adverts were rather special.

Alright, Trigger?

Get a loif.

Cobbled road for bikes, might as well add some tram tracks to make it even more unpleasant.

Anyone who can write a regex off the top of their head (and it works) has my total respect.

You had me up until mushroom flan.

Ahhhh… they were hammering the pins with the shoe! The way it’s been written the shoe and the hammering appear unconnected.

Remember seeing someone playing this on an import console in an indie game store. It looked like witchcraft!

How does hammering a pin(?) into a wall cause a shoe to fall apart unless it led to some kind of Mousetrap board-game style chain of calamities?

Not a fan of Berlin beers, MeckPomm wins for me - Störtebeker and Lübzer 🍻

I was at a wedding reception where the first dance was I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) by the Proclaimers as the first dance. Only the idiot DJ played the shite Comic Relief charity version.

Now do USA 2015 & 2025.

Alter Schwede! Love that part of town. 🤠