Philip Cunnington

'It's', bloody hell I need a sub-editor.

This bill gives a great book on the decline of local journalism it's title.
www.theguardian.com/books/2021/j...

The Times damning the GB gold medallist with faint praise there.

And True Colours is their best album anyway. #TOTP

Why name check World Machine when this - as the title suggests - comes from Running in the Family? Powell is such a dick. #TOTP

Ahoy! Ahoy! Barman and soda... #TOTP

Into the valley, my sister is Hugh's toe... #TOTP

Reef - if Kings of Leon had too much scrumpy. #TOTP

BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker puts his middle finger up to someone off-screen.

Tomasz thinks B*Witched can do one. #TOTP

'Pop star's pleather pedal pushers' is a tongue-twister I didn't think I'd come across on #TOTP

A clear plastic box filled with pink, sugar-coated sweets and labelled 'Sugar Lips'.

This song is all about that day in Year 8 when Billie, dissatisfied with her quarter of Kola Kubes, began to covet the sweets bought by that girl in her maths class.

They've let themselves down, they've let the country down, and most importantly, they've let #TOTP down.

Born on this day 1809: The 16th President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

Why does this building look like it’s saying “Pheven”? x

Well done to Sky for correcting this bit of ignorance.

As shown extensively in the Epstein files there's plenty of proof that being rich doesn't mean you have any great insights into the world.

“Sir Jim, who is a resident of Monaco” 🔥

Honestly, 'Fletch' and Ally gushing over an 'astonishing finish', whereas we all know if you'd scored that on a park pitch you'd immediately be labelled a right spawny git. #WHUMUN

A photo of singer Charlie Puth, a white man in his 30s, standing behind a Rhodes piano, wearing straight-legged stonewash jeans and a leather blouse jacket.

When you're singing at the Superbowl at half-past three, and shooting an episode of Charles in Charge at half-four. #Superbowl #SuperbowlLX

A foot very much like a traction engine. #LIVMCI

Bob Mortimer as Mr. Rick Hastley

60 today! Happy birthday Mr. Rick Astley.

I hope this graffiti finds you well.

‘Penis injection’ claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada Wada is to investigate claims ski jumpers are injecting acid into their penises to game the suit-measuring system

Schlong jump.
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

‘Can cork man stay afloat?’ was right there.

Max in a cap smoking a cigar with Freeway the dog

All football commentators should say ‘Moisés Caicedo’ in the voice of Max from Hart to Hart.

My first act as leader would be to reinstate the ‘tonight’s line-up on BBC1’ trailers and have individual episode trailers, rather than trailers for an entire series.

"Now is the winter of discontent, made glorious summer by Peter Tork." #ShakespeareMonkees

Council worker here. If you want a pothole, blocked drain, graffiti or anything bad quickly resolved, moan about it to a local newspaper with photos. It gets sorted as soon as possible and everyone is happy. Works like a charm everytime.

RIP Les

b/w photo of Les Dawson in drag as ‘Cissie’: a generously proportioned middle aged man in a dress and housecoat, frilly hat, and hair rollers. He is looking at camera with his lower jaw jutting out

Happy 95th anniversary of the birth of Les Dawson to all who celebrate (and if you don’t, you should be asking yourself some serious questions)