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Mark Neitzel

@elmark-neitzel.bsky.social

A guy in the ether. Inquires to MarkNeitzel23@gmail.com

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Feast your eyes upon these spectacular colors provided by SUPER UNICORN PRINCESS's creator himself, @mikehartigan.bsky.social! Outstanding work, my friend.

07.08.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The analogy I always use is that the Democrats are trying to play chess while the Republicans are setting fire to the board and eating the pieces.

06.08.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

The only things that matter are that you try and you don’t give up. Everything else will come from that.

05.08.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Commit to what you’re capable of following through on- 1,2,5 days whatever.

Stick with it, see the results after two months and adjust accordingly.

You’ll be surprised at the positive feedback loop it creates and how it’ll encourage you to do more than you thought you’d want.

05.08.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Power

05.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

References to the "solid American foundations of democracy" are utter bullshit. Republicans have perpetually attacked it. And Dems defended it poorly. It was so tenuous that as soon as one side figured out they could do whatever the fuck they wanted, it was over.

05.08.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh look, imma tikkin and a tokkin with some help from @aclusocal.bsky.social

05.08.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 975    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 5
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Melania Trump did this to the White House rose garden so her husband couldn't bury her there.

03.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1992    πŸ” 379    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 34
Andy Khouri @andykhouri

Conversation with female friends about dating. I said I liked dating, even bad dates, because dating can be a kind of adventure. Worst case, you learn something about yourself.

Female friend said something like, "No, worst case is I'm raped and killed."

That's when I got it.

Andy Khouri @andykhouri Conversation with female friends about dating. I said I liked dating, even bad dates, because dating can be a kind of adventure. Worst case, you learn something about yourself. Female friend said something like, "No, worst case is I'm raped and killed." That's when I got it.

Yep

03.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 641    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
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Thirteen items at the President's House Site, which illustrates the paradox between freedom in the new nation and the ongoing horrors of slavery, were among those flagged for review.

Suggested for you Follow ... More than a dozen slavery displays in Philly, including at Washington's former home, have been flagged for a Trump admin review. Thirteen items at the President's House Site, which illustrates the paradox between freedom in the new nation and the ongoing horrors of slavery, were among those flagged for review.

I don’t think there is a day that goes by that I am not reminded of an old teacher’s admonition: β€œIf the only history that interests you is the history that makes you feel good about yourself, you are not interested in history; you’re interested in propaganda.”

03.08.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 806    πŸ” 322    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7
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The White House landscape now matches our national political one.

02.08.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 19674    πŸ” 4443    πŸ’¬ 1480    πŸ“Œ 400

It’s true… I’m butt ugly. It’s a problem.

02.08.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of the theater was on my side.

02.08.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When that red lightsaber popped out at the end of Rogue One I yelled out β€œFUCK YEAH!” in the theater and mortified my wife.

02.08.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And we say β€œThe NFL” β€œThe NBA” etc…

The only one we don’t do that for is MLB.

01.08.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching β€œThe Town” for the first time and it’s just a movie for people who thought β€œHeat” didn’t have enough white-boy ethnicity…

01.08.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the Quakes for bowing out this go-round and saving me the conflicted emotions.

01.08.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEvery record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered… History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right."

01.08.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t ever order John Hamm on discount- you’ll get me instead…

01.08.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me, checking out this year's Lollapalooza lineup.

Me, checking out this year's Lollapalooza lineup.

Me, checking out this year's Lollapalooza lineup...
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31.07.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish a very happy β€œfuck you” to everyone who thought throwing trans people under the bus was going to stop these lunatics

Their goal has *always* been the eradication of the entire LGBTQ+ community, and they’re not gonna stop at Obergefell either

This is why we fight for *everyone*

31.07.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10080    πŸ” 3984    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 79

MID-AFTERNOON OF THE LIVING DEAD
#MildHorror

31.07.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bingo.

31.07.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3259    πŸ” 730    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 17

This is the objectively correct answer for anyone playing Jack Kirby's insert character Ben Grimm

30.07.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 613    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ATTN: If you’re a DoJ employee and have knowledge of the missing minute (or 2:53) of Epstein jail video, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. πŸ™πŸ»

29.07.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16832    πŸ” 7590    πŸ’¬ 210    πŸ“Œ 177

Alan Moore is the embodiment of the character trope where a grouchy and seemingly unapproachable old man turns out to secretly be the best person in the entire story.

29.07.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just a cave man, so all the lights and sounds of modern life confuse and frighten me… but this sure reads like the corporate media version of a mob-style β€œbust-out.”

28.07.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And this is the #KappaSigma Man of the Year 2025.

Never been more ashamed of my fraternity.

28.07.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH"
-Iron Sheik

"HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH" -Iron Sheik

24.07.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 663    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.

-Andre the Giant

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

24.07.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 41627    πŸ” 9152    πŸ’¬ 525    πŸ“Œ 344

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