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Award winning author. GO fan. Occupational therapist for the elderly. Seattle-ite. Cat person. https://linktr.ee/megzalkan

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OMGOMGOMG

13.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite one was β€œMom, what color is my balance?”

13.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why stop at doubles. there should be an event where they see how many guys you can stack before the sled falls over

11.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 857    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8

A d o r e this

29.01.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being a writer is the most embarrassing thing in the world! I write down the entire contents of my soul for validation! And then some editor will just be like no thanks!

19.01.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7
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me every single day

03.01.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4707    πŸ” 1266    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 30

Love it!

30.12.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:

Orcas
Bald eagles
Roosevelt elk
Mexican iguanas
Geckos

30.11.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: trying to sneak by the sleeping cat with my plate of lox on toast for a nice, quiet breakfast

Cat: in my lap two seconds later, wide awake, trying to paw at my food

Me: dammit

23.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

21.11.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7771    πŸ” 1923    πŸ’¬ 201    πŸ“Œ 91

*snort* those big eyes!

08.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still haven’t gotten mine! Are they still shipping or did I get missed?

06.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Phileas Fogg 🀝 Jackson Lake

06.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Still one of my faves of yours. So funny

03.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Dos Equis man with words saying β€œ I don’t always fan girl but when I do, it’s for Michael Sheen. Stay thirsty, my friends.”

The Dos Equis man with words saying β€œ I don’t always fan girl but when I do, it’s for Michael Sheen. Stay thirsty, my friends.”

*fan girling intensifies*

27.09.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time someone gets their Covid shot, RFK Jr loses hit points.

27.09.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 810    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 4

I find devoting like 90% of my online time to being a fandom nerd and the rest to baking reels works pretty well πŸ€“πŸ§

13.09.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me right now

07.09.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I love this idea and I’m now officially adopting it

07.09.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo thanks - I will check that out!

27.08.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The world is on fire.

It’s okay to find joy in dumb things.

The world is on fire. It’s okay to find joy in dumb things.

26.08.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 10

Did not know this and now I am kinda obsessed

27.08.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m dying to get mine! Can’t wait! ✨✨✨

26.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet.

26.08.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.08.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Late arrival to your story but just wanted to say how much I love it! Subscribed and just might die before the next chapter arrives…

26.08.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry but is this sonnet from Pablo Neruda not the most crowley coded thing you’ve ever seen? #goodomens

25.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love mine so much!

25.08.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone go read this book immediately. So, so bonkers and funny. You’re welcome. #reading #booksilove

25.08.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also I think my cat might be possessed. Any advice?

24.08.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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