Michael @maiquitol - Bluesky Profile

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19.11.2025 18:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no shit

19.11.2025 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was going to say we ought to wait for our British desi-twink super-nerd and their therian aeronautical engineer partner to develop our secret (unstoppable drone swarm) weapon before we join the war. But then I thaught "that's a stupid thing to say" so I didn't say it.

19.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many hours (minutes) after Trump dies do you reckon it will take Vance to ditch the red tie?

19.11.2025 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kronenbourg. We can only get a cheap imitation of the French brew here in UK supermarkets. But it does the trick 😜

19.11.2025 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am just here for parasocialist interactions... 😜

19.11.2025 17:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Photo proof from where i am sat right now. 😜

19.11.2025 17:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Luckily the chapters are quite short. (Seriously, I am reading at the moment. The short chapters make it a little less difficult to swallow)

19.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Integration is one of the best thing about our island nation. I love how it is reflected in the English language's messy amalgamation of romance and germanic languages and the often chaotic creativity of our popular culture.

19.11.2025 17:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Playing guitar and just riffing is so cool. There are so many combinations of rhythm and chords. It is fun and magical.

14.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am not an NFL expert. (I am English ffs). But is saying you are a Chiefs/Cowboys fan not just blatant trolling? 😜

14.11.2025 21:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone should remix "The Bends" by Radiohead. It is an ace album. It brought tears to my eyes earlier on today. But could really do with a bit more dirty upper mid range crunch on the guitars. 🙃

14.11.2025 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The sarcasm of 2020s memes is kinda fun and kinda deep. But yet a real life mickey take is still what really makes life fun... those silly moments of accidental self reflection in the company of friends who love and laugh at us and our flaws...

14.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face while speaking into a microphone . ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face while speaking into a microphone .

14.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#thereisagod

14.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thankfully life also sometimes has some really beautiful ways of showing us what is important to. Hope you are OK. ❤️

14.11.2025 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not really. Not right now. I am listening to Radiohead for the first time in 2 decades ffs. How are you?

14.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reasons to fall in love with RFK Jr:
1. Pity
2. Heroin was coolish in the 80s
3. Pity
4. That weird thing that makes rich people attractive
5. Pity
6. He is kind of like a Jim Henson character

14.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The cover of an issue of Popular Mechanics Home Kinks from 1949 featuring an illustration of a blonde woman wearing denim overalls raking her lawn.

Planning to have a normal one this weekend.

14.11.2025 21:00 — 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

Noel Edmonds. Poet and Prophet. So help me G*d.

14.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ffs. there is no doubt ai fake video porn of that and i don't want to play any more...

14.11.2025 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are a lot less smart than we would like to think our incomprehensible literature makes us seem... 🫤

14.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These kids like her, who never spoke to relatives who fought in the world wars of the 20th Century, have no idea what "white on white" violence is. We are a vicuous race inclined to technoligally dishonourable mass murder. We need to rein in our worst natures... 😔

14.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0