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Ex-Engineering and stuff at Bungie/ArenaNet/FASA/Microsoft/Nintendo/Monolith/Sony/NOA. My thoughts, my opinions, and my typohs. #ADHDev he/him

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That a Dunny?

03.08.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anytime someone talks about IQ, I assume they're one of the following:

A. An idiot
B. A racist
C. A child
D. All of the above

03.08.2025 06:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh nice, thanks!

03.08.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need to upgrade my NAS HD space, anyone know of any good HD deals going on right now?

External HDs that can be dissected also work. :)

02.08.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I love both, this is a good thing in my mind, go away if you have opinions about either. :P)

02.08.2025 09:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The literary equivalent of a Wes Anderson film is Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.

02.08.2025 09:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't test, but sometimes for days of the week you have to do 1-7 and 1-12 for months.

AWS has/had a weird "if one * the next * must be a ?" rule, etc.

29.07.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What cron system is this?

They're not universal, AWS parses different from Linux, and I think Linux has a couple versions itself.

29.07.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does */1.5 * * * * not work?

29.07.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good team, can recommend!

29.07.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tom Lehrer - Smut - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel Tom Lehrer - Smut - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967

Tom Lehrer's Smut song, appropriate for today's conversations and in recognition of that genius:

youtu.be/iaHDBL7dVgs?...

28.07.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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btw, I understand slippery slope and stuff...but, you're not going to get a lot of sympathy from outside folks when 99% of the games Valve had to take down were incest simulators:

28.07.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Granted, my info might be 5 or 6 years old, maybe it's a little better, maybe a bit worse? Hard to say. I lost contact with a lot of folks from back then.

But I'd expect a pivot to crypto and/or the standard low-risk money laundering stuff like buying gift cards, which cause a bunch of other issues

28.07.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only answer I can think of right now, will get a lot of people jumping down my throat (rhymes with krypto)

28.07.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Btw, there is a reason Onlyfans is so huge. They were willing to take some of the risks, moderate enough, and have enough rules, that the big money players were willing to work with them (for a time, they had issues a few years back?)

Before then, individual performers were going the crypto route.

28.07.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It took an entire department (not a huge one, but a department) of engineers just constantly reintegrating with 3rd party processors and negotiations. Why constantly reintegrating? Each one has their own API, and they're regularly being shut down, new ones rise from the ashes.

28.07.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...will constantly be cycling purchases through these.

The storefront needs to be big enough to be able to eat the costs if one of those processors goes belly up.

Refunds? If you're lucky, processor will refund, often storefront just takes the hit.

28.07.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most 'alternatives' are using offshore payment processors that have huge fees and are often fly-by-night, they're shut down pretty fast. They're sometimes fronts for money laundering and often to get around embargoes

Storefronts often will have a bunch of these 3rd party processors, and ...

28.07.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pornhub just isn't that big of a company...it's ran by 5 or 6 folks and their expertise is around large website CDN.

27.07.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are some funny/interesting things going on.

For example, USA has pretty lax porn laws, but we do have some laws around them. Blood being a big one, real blood and sexy times, even consensual? Pretty big nono.

Games? Sexy-time blood-play isn't super unusual for horror but we rarely show peen.

27.07.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...alternatives and let me tell you, there is no way you want Valve and Itch to go that route.

27.07.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
First time, huh? meme - with Franco in a noose (good riddance)

First time, huh? meme - with Franco in a noose (good riddance)

As someone that worked in the nsfw industry for a bit, this payment processor and itch/valve fallout is pretty much a flashback.

People just don't realize how much power these payment companies have and how little you can do but comply.

I was in a billion dollar company that could come up with ...

27.07.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hah, I grabbed that earlier today, glad it's a good read!

27.07.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There needs to be an Infinite Space sequel game.

Still one of the best games I've ever played.

27.07.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Red arrows or red lights?

I think red arrows are still a nono?

26.07.2025 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The new Fantastic 4 is very good.

26.07.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crazy that they did that.

25.07.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

7/22? Made the post right around midnight...I need to stop doing that.

24.07.2025 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We didnโ€™t know how good we had it with Stephen Colbert @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

Oh no, wait, we totally did.

24.07.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5019    ๐Ÿ” 697    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

Haven't really been a fan of South Park for a long time, but that newest episode (S27E1) might go down as one of the most important television episodes ever to air.

They might have just thrown away $1.5 billion in order to take a stand against this administration.

(Stewart too for Daily Show 7/23)

24.07.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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