William Sturdevant

[doctor's office]

Receptionist: "What's your birth date?
Me: "March 28th."
Receptionist: "What year?"
Me: "Every year."

Local Teen Invents Masturbation

Shane O'Donnell might seem like an ordinary teenager. But after countless hours of research and experimentation, what he's discovered is anything but ordinary.

A humorous and edited street sign reads: "BE A RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN Properly Dispose of Your Dog's Waste" It includes an illustration of dog feces with an arrow pointing towards a Cybertruck, implying that waste should be disposed of in it. The text continues: "Place It Into The Nearest Cybertruck" Below, an additional line states: "If you see Elon Musk, you may also deposit it directly into his mouth." At the bottom, the sign features a fake city code and department reference: "CITY CODE ELNZ-A-DKHD DEPT. OF @FOLAFIA, CITY OF NEW YORK" The tweet, posted by Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids), captioned it: "Love this town 🤣🎯"

Never change, NYC.

I’m a dog people.

This afternoon we said goodbye to this sweet, sweet boy. He was nearly 14. I will miss his hugs and snores and his adoring looks. Run free, Seamus. My boy. 😞
#SeniorPupSaturday
#DogsofBluesky
#blueskydogs
#SpringerSpaniels
#RainbowBridge

Becky Burke of Book Island (a picture book publisher in the UK founded by my fellow Tokarczuk translator Greet Pauwelijn) was "detained" by ICE at the Canadian border on 2/28. Her father asked that her story be shared in case someone can help her. He writes:

Photograph I took of some deep green leaves covered in raindrops

💚
#Nature #photography

A “we hate him too” sign was recently spotted at the San Francisco Tesla dealership which was likely placed by an employee. Love it.

Had a blast at Aberdeen Comicon this year. Met lots of #GravityFalls fans. @alexhirsh.bsky.social

Cartoon by patbyrnes.bsky.social.

We miss your goodness and your leadership in the White House, Joe.

More to come.

#RadioFreeAmerica

"Geordi must not be assimilated." Hugh "But you are Borg." Picard "No. I am Hugh." Hugh- I Borg, Stardate: 45854.2 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #IDIC #Quote

“Measles is a very contagious virus. Up to 90% of unvaccinated people will contract measles if exposed. The virus can remain in the air for two hours after an infected person has left. Someone can spread measles four days before, through four days after, a symptomatic rash develops.”
GET VACCINATED

Exclusive: Trump plans to revoke legal status of Ukrainians who fled to US, sources say U.S. President Donald Trump's administration is planning to revoke temporary legal status for some 240,000 Ukrainians who fled the conflict with Russia, a senior Trump official and three sources familiar with the matter said, potentially putting them on a fast-track to deportation.

Trump to revoke legal status for 240,000 Ukrainians who fled the conflict with Russia, putting them on a fast-track to deportation.

Reversal of the welcome received under President Biden's administration.

Trump respects no law, treaty, humanitarian policy. He can't be trusted.
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Platform of HATE

A loyal heart, a joyful soul—dogs truly are the best companions. 🐶❤️ #DogLover #Man’sBestFriend

A loyal heart, a joyful soul—dogs truly are the best companions. 🐶❤️ #DogLover #Man’sBestFriend

Steps to make the perfect tuna sandwich
1. Butter both pieces of bread
2. Add peanut butter
3. Add jam
4. Feed the tuna to your cats

A bear faces two fisherman standing in a lake.

“Well fellas, whichever one of you is faster will have a great story to tell.”

Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime

INSPECTORS GENERAL INVESTIGATIONS INTO MUSK BEFORE TRUMP FIRED THEM Dept. of Agriculture: Probed alleged animal abuse at Neuralink. Dept. of Defense: Reviewed repeated failures by Musk and SpaceX to properly disclose contact with foreign leaders. Dept. of Transportation/NTSB: Had several probes into Tesla over remote and self-driving vehicles. EPA: Investigators settled multiple lawsuits with Tesla over Clean Air Act and hazardous waste violations. Dept. of Labor/NLRB: Had 17 open investigations against Tesla & SpaceX for a multitude of violations. Dept. of the Interior/Fish and Wildlife Service: Investigated SpaceX for potential impacts on endangered species in Texas. > SOURCE: Reuters, NYT, AP, ΕΡΑ

If this doesn't make it more obvious, that he had to get into the WH, to help dz win. So, he could change the outcome of these investigations. He's a crook! We gotta fight, and hold these criminals accountable.

The Budget Blueprint Is No 'Big, Beautiful Bill' At best, it’s a concept of a plan. But then they’ll try to spin it to voters.

The House GOP’s budget resolution is more of a wish list than a done deal. But that doesn’t mean we can ignore it. Here’s where things stand and, most importantly, where public pressure can make a difference.

a beautiful photo of two golden retrievers in front of a snowy mountainscape and lake. the blond dog has wrapped their two front legs around the red dog in a hug. the red dog has recently had his front right leg amputated due to cancer, and his fur is growing back in that area. this doesn’t bother him at all, as we can tell from the gentle smile on his face, his eyes closed.

This is Watson and Kiko. Kiko has one less leg due to cancer, but Watson just so happens to have enough hugs to make up for it. 14/10 for both (IG: watki)

Dogs are natural comedians, from chasing tails to zoomies and goofy expressions. They turn every moment into joy, spreading laughter with wagging tails and endless silliness! 🐾